Loonited States of Ame.rec.a

The Loonited States of Ame.rec.a (also known as the Usenetted States of Ame.rec.a; see Net.names) is a country on the Looniearth. It certainly thinks a lot of itself.

It is the country that Net.ropolis usually exists as a part of, and thus, the one that contains the majority of the LNH's adventures.

Its capital is Washington.gov. States within the nation include:

• Color.alt.o
• Illi.net
• Io.wa
• Load Island
• Net.braska
• Net.Hampshire
• Net.York
• Oh.I/O
• Wisconsi.net

Presidential administrations include:

• William Howard Taft, 1909-1913.
• Richard Nixon, 1969-1974. Dark wizard who commanded the gods of the underworld. Executed for high treason as an agent of SCHMUCK.
• Gerald Ford, 1974-1977.
• Hexadecimal Luthor, 2002-2008. See also President Evil.
• Barracks Boatman, with vice-president Haiku Gorilla, 2009-2016.
  • Secret Presidency, due to the Mandatory Spell-Checking Law: Barack Obama, with vice-president Grammer Lad.
• Bad Judgment Boy, 2017-present.

Notable laws include:

• During the Beige Midnight crisis, both same-gender marriage and plural marriage were legalized, on the grounds that the world was about to end anyway.
• The Net.ahuman Responsibility Act, which required all those with net.ahuman powers to register with the LNH. This was repealed after the impeachment of President Luthor.