Munchkin Man

Munchkin Man is a net.hero created by Joseph Delisle. The Most Worthy One
Alter Ego:	Unknown
Aliases:
Primary Writer:	None
Status:	Member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability:	Not Reserved

History

Munchkin Man joined the LNH in a story now lost to time and entropy. He stuck around despite his inappropriateness, due to his Ring of Being a Member of the LNH, popping up every so often and accumulating XP.

During Beige Midnight, he joined the team journeying to ancient Dvorak to try and stop Bart the Dark Receptionist. He turned out to be the Dvorakian Most Worthy One prophesied in ancient legend... due exclusively to his overpowered Rings of Most Worthiness. He took the Meaning of All Existence and dropped it in his sack, then sped off to fulfill his quest goal. When Occultism Kid tried to recruit him for more help, he used his Amulet of Don't Have To Be in Beige Midnight Anymore and vamoosed.

Personality

Extremely selfish and cowardly. Focuses on getting XP and magical items to the exclusion of all else.

Powers and Abilities

A big sword and a ton of overpowered magical items. May have some form of Barbarian Battle Rage™.

Appearance

A short, blue-skinned humanoid with a very high voice, usually wearing ornate magical armor and carrying a huge sack full of magical items.

Appearances

• First Appearance: Munchkin Man & Line Noise Lad #1
• Tales of the LNH #293
• Saviors of the Net #10a
• Caulflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch #3
• Beige Midnight #1, 5-6, 11

Notes

Munchkin Man & Line Noise Lad seems to be lost to the collective memory of the Internet. Munchkin Man's first appearance that we can find is on a roster from June 1993.