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Bluetooth is a net.hero created by Arthur Spitzer and Jamie Rosen.
Alter Ego: Unknown
Aliases: Never-Gets-Credit-for-His-Dialogue Boy (or possibly Lad)
Primary Writer: None
Status: Member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Not Reserved


Never-Gets-Credit-for-His-Dialogue Boy was another silly member of the LNH. But during the plot against the 2004 RACCies, he and Firewire were seduced by the Shoe Devil with the promise of power, and forced to betray the Legion. The Devil's plot was revealed and stopped, and Bluetooth was, seemingly, forgiven.

Later, when killer ninja gorillas attacked, Bluetooth took control of several of them using mind-control plugs. It was later revealed this was part of a fall into Dark Age violent-proactive-antihero behavior.

Bluetooth eventually reappeared in Just Imagine Saxon Brenton vs. Andrew Perron in the Return of the RACCies!. He had bought out his contract with the Shoe Devil for the price of a pair of vintage 1993 Air Nikes, but was slowly becoming a grim'n'gritty Dark Age character. Looking for a cure, he sought out the Legacy Beam, but accidentally fired it into the crystal containing Just Imagine Blah Blah Again #6, leading to a fight alongside Manga Man Violet against the Interim Iconoclasts and getting embroiled in the fight against The Hungry Past.


Since his transformation, has been locked in a personal battle against the urge to become a 90s antihero. Tends to slip into angst, ruthlessness and monologuing, but when not in this mode is a pretty nice guy.

Powers and Abilities

Increased strength and speed, razor-sharp teeth, net.ahuman healing factor. Vaguely-defined, never-used-on-panel demonic networking powers. Uses mind control plugs that are stuck into the victim's spine, making their eyes glow with Kirbycrackle (possibly related to that last power). Never gets credit for his dialogue, even after his transformation.


Has razor-sharp metal teeth tinged blue. Wears a blue spandex outfit covered in electronic designs and a belt with pouches.