Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch

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Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch is a dog with magical Christmas powers created by Arthur Spitzer. He starred in the four-issue miniseries Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch. See also Otherkin Lad and the Holiday Miracle Pets.
Alter Ego: None
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Arthur Spitzer
Status: Deceased member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Available for time-travel stories, otherwise Reserved


Cauliflower appeared one day in the LNHQ and the LNHers adopted him as their pet. He eventually became a member of the LNH after facing the Ultimate Ninja in the Peril Room.

He helped save Santa Claus and the LNH from the villain Y-Plex Burp. And during the one month that he was a member of the LNH, he became a very big celebrity.

His last act of heroism was curing a sick girl by the name of Misty Summers. This act took his life because he absorbed the sickness that was in her. The LNH attempted to save him by going to Hell to retrieve a special pinecone from the One True Christmas Tree, but the pinecone didn't seem to have any effect and failed to save his life.

During the month he was a member of the LNH, he went on a bunch of time travel missions, allowing him to show up in stories well after his death. After he died, Parsnip the Christmas Miracle Maggot took up the mantle of Christmas Miracle Pet.

A version of Cauliflower with a similarly heroic death seems to have existed on Earth-20, and after said death, was reincarnated as Otherkin Lad.



Powers and Abilities

Cauliflower has broadly-defined Christmas powers. He has demonstrated the ability to flood people's minds with Christmas memories and Christmas emotions, as well as make them thirsty for a glass of eggnog. He also can absorb the sickness of others into his body.


PUPPY! Specifically, a small, adorable black-and-white dog. Breedwise, he's 47% poodle, 46% maltese, 4% pit bull, and 3% unidentified.