Halls Jordan

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Halls Jordan is a net.hero created by Jef Kolodziej.
Alter Ego: N/A
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Jef Kolodziej
Status: Member of the LNH (Classic Team), member of the Ring Around the Collar Corps
Usability: Free For Use


Appeared one day and attempted to join the fight in Cry.Sig... only to discover that he was late to the battle. Nevertheless, he recruited Cliche Dude as a partner in crimefighting, and became a reserve member of the LNH so that he could use their computer to track alerts.

After 1993 or thereabouts, he left Earth for a long-term mission in space, alongside Cliche Dude. He returned after the Dorf invasion and rejoined the LNH, but has not yet revealed the details of his mission.

He was one of the LNHers who helped protect the sub-basements of the LNHQ during the sabertooth pandemic, and participated in the battle against Simplicity; when Cliche Dude revealed his romantic feelings at a climactic moment, they combined their powers and helped finish him off.


Acts like a Big Famous Superhero™, but can't necessarily back it up. Talks a big game; however, has a lot of friends in the community, and is loyal to them.

Quite enjoys playing basketball, but isn't very good at it.

Powers and Abilities

The Cosmic Custodian! Can create objects with the Ring Around the Collar, whose power is only limited by the will of the wearer (and how long since they last did their laundry). Has a bag with cough drops in it of every flavor imaginable.


A white guy whose hair is graying, wearing the fantabulous Ring Around the Collar.


Crimefighting partner, and now romantic partner, of Cliche Dude.