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| − | [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) | + | [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) |
* Statue: Yes | * Statue: Yes | ||
* Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life | * Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life | ||
Revision as of 05:53, 16 May 2019
The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the Hall of Lost Heroes.
It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.
Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to Writers and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV
Sacrificial Lamb Boy (Cosmic Plot Device Caper)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden fleece
Lost Cause Boy (Lost Cause Boy Special)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bonsai tree
Flatulence Lad (The Death of Flatulence Lad)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bottle of Beano
Golden Retriever (Errand Boy #0)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden bone
Echo Lad (Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Pair of earplugs
Sig.Lad (Dvandom Force #48)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: A spare domino mask
Kid Mysticism (Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans #36)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance
Living Monotone (a.outSiders # 1)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line
Innocent Little Boy Lad (Evil's Last Stand)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil
Scary Ghost Lass (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 1)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bed sheet
Fuzzboy (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 7)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher
Manga Girl (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 13)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud
The Flame Wars IV Memorial
Many heroes were lost in Flame Wars IV, and they were memorialized in a group statue. They were:
- Keepsake: Australian passport
- Keepsake: Udder cozy
- Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol
- Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue
- Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle
- Keepsake: Puppet head
- Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker
- Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus
- Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle
Post-Flame Wars IV
Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch # 4)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life
Ebonics Lad (Onion Lad # 3)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette
Polydactyly Lad (ref. Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Four severed fingers
Pants Rabbit Lad (Haiku Gorilla # 119-120)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings
Ultimate Ninja clone (Killfile Wars #2)
- Statue: Yes
- Plaque reads:
- o restless woodchuck
- you could chuck wood, you could, you...!
- hibernate, dear friend
- Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush
