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| − | The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. | + | The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the '''Hall of Lost Heroes'''. |
| − | It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. | + | It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions. |
| − | Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them | + | Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion... |
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== The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV == | == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV == | ||
[[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'') | [[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Golden fleece | |
[[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'') | [[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bonsai tree | |
[[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'') | [[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bottle of Beano | |
[[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0) | [[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Golden bone | |
[[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'') | [[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pair of earplugs | |
[[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48) | [[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: A spare domino mask | |
[[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36) | [[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance | |
[[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1) | [[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line | |
[[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'') | [[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil | |
[[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1) | [[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bed sheet | |
[[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7) | [[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher | |
[[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13) | [[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud | |
== The Flame Wars IV Memorial == | == The Flame Wars IV Memorial == | ||
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[[Chinese Guy]] | [[Chinese Guy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Australian passport | |
[[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]] | [[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Udder cozy | |
[[Girl/Boy]] | [[Girl/Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol | |
[[Captain Redundant]] | [[Captain Redundant]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue | |
[[Constipated Boy]] | [[Constipated Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle | |
[[Floating Head Boy]] | [[Floating Head Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Puppet head | |
[[Zowie!!!Boy]] | [[Zowie!!!Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker | |
[[Subplot Lad]] | [[Subplot Lad]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus | |
[[Toilet Humor Man]] | [[Toilet Humor Man]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle | |
== Post-Flame Wars IV == | == Post-Flame Wars IV == | ||
[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) | [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life | |
[[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3) | [[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette | |
[[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'') | [[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Four severed fingers | |
[[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120) | [[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings | |
[[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2) | [[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2) | ||
Revision as of 05:52, 16 May 2019
The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the Hall of Lost Heroes.
It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.
Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to Writers and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV
Sacrificial Lamb Boy (Cosmic Plot Device Caper)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden fleece
Lost Cause Boy (Lost Cause Boy Special)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bonsai tree
Flatulence Lad (The Death of Flatulence Lad)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bottle of Beano
Golden Retriever (Errand Boy #0)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden bone
Echo Lad (Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Pair of earplugs
Sig.Lad (Dvandom Force #48)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: A spare domino mask
Kid Mysticism (Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans #36)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance
Living Monotone (a.outSiders # 1)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line
Innocent Little Boy Lad (Evil's Last Stand)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil
Scary Ghost Lass (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 1)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bed sheet
Fuzzboy (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 7)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher
Manga Girl (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 13)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud
The Flame Wars IV Memorial
Many heroes were lost in Flame Wars IV, and they were memorialized in a group statue. They were:
- Keepsake: Australian passport
- Keepsake: Udder cozy
- Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol
- Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue
- Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle
- Keepsake: Puppet head
- Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker
- Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus
- Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle
Post-Flame Wars IV
Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch # 4)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life
Ebonics Lad (Onion Lad # 3)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette
Polydactyly Lad (ref. Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Four severed fingers
Pants Rabbit Lad (Haiku Gorilla # 119-120)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings
Ultimate Ninja clone (Killfile Wars #2)
- Statue: Yes
- Plaque reads:
- o restless woodchuck
- you could chuck wood, you could, you...!
- hibernate, dear friend
- Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush
