Hall of Lost Heroes

The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the Hall of Lost Heroes.

It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.

Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to Writers and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...

The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV

Sacrificial Lamb Boy (Cosmic Plot Device Caper)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Golden fleece

Lost Cause Boy (Lost Cause Boy Special)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Bonsai tree

Flatulence Lad (The Death of Flatulence Lad)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Bottle of Beano

Golden Retriever (Errand Boy #0)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Golden bone

Echo Lad (Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Pair of earplugs

Sig.Lad (Dvandom Force #48)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: A spare domino mask

Kid Mysticism (Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans #36)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance

Living Monotone (a.outSiders # 1)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line

Innocent Little Boy Lad (Evil's Last Stand)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil

Scary Ghost Lass (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 1)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Bed sheet

Fuzzboy (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 7)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher

Manga Girl (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 13)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud

The Flame Wars IV Memorial

Many heroes were lost in Flame Wars IV, and they were memorialized in a group statue. They were:

Chinese Guy

• Keepsake: Australian passport

Giant Wandering Cow Kid

• Keepsake: Udder cozy

Girl/Boy

• Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol

Captain Redundant

• Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue

Constipated Boy

• Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle

Floating Head Boy

• Keepsake: Puppet head

Zowie!!!Boy

• Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker

Subplot Lad

• Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus

Toilet Humor Man

• Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle

Post-Flame Wars IV

Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch # 4)

• Statue: Yes
• Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life

Ebonics Lad (Onion Lad # 3)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette

Polydactyly Lad (ref. Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Four severed fingers

Pants Rabbit Lad (Haiku Gorilla # 119-120)

• Statue: No
• Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings

Ultimate Ninja clone (Killfile Wars #2)

• Statue: Yes
• Plaque reads:

o restless woodchuck

you could chuck wood, you could, you...!

hibernate, dear friend

• Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush

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