Anal-Retentive Archive Kid

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Anal-Retentive Archive Kid is a net.hero created by Saxon Brenton. See also Anal-Retentive Archive Kid II.
Alter Ego: Wendle Johnston
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Saxon Brenton
Status: Member of the LNH (Classic Team), LNHHQ archivist, student at Dave Thomas Deluxe University
Usability: Usable With Permission


Born and raised in Powercable, Net.braska. Joined the LNH as the assistant to Librarian Lady in order to pay for college.

Was infected with HIV during Flame Wars IV.

During Beige Midnight, he and Retcon Lad tricked Irony Man into sending them and several other heroes off on an international mission, where they formed the Bicycle Liberation Front.


Anal-retentive about archiving, but much less uptight about other things. Has a tendency to go on about minutiae. Is level-headed... up to the point where something really gets to him, at which point he will become stubbornly dedicated to stopping it at all costs. Conservative. Asatru.

Powers and Abilities

Intellectual and good at organizing. Uses the Cosmic Cataloguing Tool as an archival aid.


Thin young man, brown hair in a ponytail, glasses.

Usually wears a sweatshirt with the LNH logo on it. Has an official costume, made of figure-hugging metastable weave, which he saves for occasions when he needs something bulletproof.


Son of Michael Johnston, the only living survivor of Project: Fnord, a Vietnam-era Army super-soldier program.


In the 2010 RACCies, he was awarded RACCies:Favorite Hero/Protagonist.