List Lad

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List Lad is a net.hero created by Todd "Scavenger" Kogutt.
Alter Ego: Unknown
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Scavenger
Status: Member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Not Reserved


  1. Original origin: In pre-Cry.Sig continuity, List Lad was an alt.version of Rebel Yell who was spontaneously created after the Cosmic Plot Device Caper.
  2. Revised origin: More recently, it's been established that he was a pre-Cosmic Plot Device Caper net.hero who joined together with other heroes against the Dorf invasion led by General Jarrek. When Unixepoch wiped everyone's memories of the event, List Lad was the only one who kept them.

After Lurking Girl was replaced by Lurking Lass, Rebel Yell hid the truth from everyone except his alt.version, who once again became the only one who remembered the LNH's failure. Even after Plot King and Rebel Yell left the LNH, he remained behind, though after everything he'd been through he was but a shadow of his former self (especially since losing RosterwReam as a lackey). During Evil's Last Stand, he betrayed the LNH in exchange for getting a personality, though this was likely due to one of:

  1. Mind control
  2. An impostor
  3. Written-Out-of-Character-For-the-Crossover Syndrome

When the Dorf invaded Earth again, List Lad was instrumental in helping the LNH regain their memories of what had happened. This helped him come to terms with himself, and he was last seen sitting with Irony Man at the anniversary party,

  1. Reflecting on old times and
  2. Wishing the new LNHers well.


  1. Speaks in lists.
  2. Lacked a personality for most of his existence.
  3. Became bitter for a time over his lack of personality and his memory of the Legion's failures.
  4. Became more reflective and melancholy over time and now is largely at peace with himself.

Powers and Abilities

  1. Can keep track of anything using a list.
  2. Is lucky to remember his name without one.


Wears a costume colored:

  1. Light gray
  2. White

Carries clipboard with him everywhere.


Alt.version of:

  1. Rebel Yell
  2. Plot King
  3. Allusion Lad