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== History ==
 
== History ==
  
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aLLiterative Lass became a female ninja after sitting on the Seat Perilous. She had been [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]]'s love interest, but he doubted that she would be interested in a portly lad like himself.
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After Sammy the Sidekick got a big head and left, '''aLLiterative Lass''' became [[LetterinG MaN]]'s sidekick. She joined him on his adventures with the [[LNH (Classic Team)|Legion]] and began dating [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]].
  
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<so much other stuff from ''LetterinG MaN'', why is this all that's on the page>
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When aLLi accidentally sat on the mystical Seat Perilous, she was transformed permanently into a ninja! Nonetheless, she kept fighting the good fight, training with the [[Ultimate Ninja]]. When LetterinG MaN was kicked out of his own comic, she became the star! But that just meant more headaches and having to deal with the editors of Mi-T Big Comix, and she was glad to see him return.
  
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<marriage to Cheesecake-Eater Lad>
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But when it was suggested that all she'd experienced in the interim be [[retcon]]ned away, she ran from [[alt.comics.lnh]], ending up in [[alt.pub.dragons-inn]], and ended up battling the scenes of the Evil Nefarious Lord. She spent months there, sorting out who she was outside of the LNH<ref name = NLL />, but eventually returned. (During the period she was gone, it spawned a running gag, where, when alliteration popped up, the narration would wonder where she'd gone.)
  
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After Cheesecake-Eater Lad's timelines were merged, aLLi enthusiastically welcomed her new family.
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She settled back into the Legion, and her relationship with Cheesecake-Eater Lad continued to develop. When there was an impromptu mass marriage at [[LNHQ (Classic)|LNHQ]]<ref name = cacl2 />, the two of them got hitched. She weathered C-EL's seeming death and return during ''[[Flame Wars IV]]'', and eventually, they had a child. And after Cheesecake-Eater Lad's timelines were merged, aLLi enthusiastically welcomed her new family, marrying [[Petunia Boonspackle]] as well.
  
 
== Personality ==
 
== Personality ==
  
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Particularly Perky.
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Particularly Perky and Startlingly Sweet, but Mid-Melee, Breathtakingly Badass.
  
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
  
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Ability to speak onLy in aLLiterative Lines. Mainly Martial abilities of a Novice Ninja.
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Speaks Solely in (Almost Always) Actual Alliteration. Once, a Novice Ninja; now, Martial Mastery.
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At least once<ref name=LM4 />, she was able to Psychically Project "the Focused Force of my Combined Consonants".
  
 
== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
  
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A Jim Lee female ninja.
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Originally, she was a short woman with very straight brown hair, hanging down to just off her shoulders. Her costume, which was three sizes too big, had a large double S embroidered on the front and a blue cape hanging off one shoulder. She wore round wire-rimmed glasses over a little mask that looked like two stretched diamonds coming together over her nose.
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After she sat on the Seat Perilous, she became very curvaceous, with full-bodied hair and green eyes, and wore a Jim Lee-esque female ninja outfit made of thin strips of strategically placed material.
  
 
== Relationships ==
 
== Relationships ==
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She's married to [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]] and [[Petunia Boonspackle]]. They have at least two daughters, one of whom, in the alter.net timeline of [[Looniverse-3000]], grows up to become [[Cheesecake Lass]] of the [[LNH3k]].
 
She's married to [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]] and [[Petunia Boonspackle]]. They have at least two daughters, one of whom, in the alter.net timeline of [[Looniverse-3000]], grows up to become [[Cheesecake Lass]] of the [[LNH3k]].
  
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Former partner of [[LetterinG MaN]].
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Former partner of [[LetterinG MaN]]. [[New Look Lass]] is a close friend.
  
 
Her [[Omnilooniverse|alternate-universe]] counterparts include Polysyllabic Woman of the [[Rosterverse]].
 
Her [[Omnilooniverse|alternate-universe]] counterparts include Polysyllabic Woman of the [[Rosterverse]].
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* '''First Appearance:''' [[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]] #1
 
* '''First Appearance:''' [[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]] #1
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* [[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]] #2-6
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* [[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]] #2-10, Saga
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* [[aLLiterative Lass (series)|aLLiterative Lass]] #1-2
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* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 1]] #70
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #13-14, 18, 20 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Parts 1, 2, 6 and 9)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #13-14, 18, 20 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Parts 1, 2, 6 and 9)
 
* [[LNH Triple Play]] #2 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Part 8)
 
* [[LNH Triple Play]] #2 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Part 8)
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* '''[[aLLiterative Lass (series)]]''' #1-2
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #21 ([[Retcon Hour]] Part 28)
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #23
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* [[System Corruptors]] #19-20
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #30 ([[Culinary Disasters]] Part 2)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #30 ([[Culinary Disasters]] Part 2)
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* [[Tales of the LNH]] #351
 
* [[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]] #3
 
* [[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]] #3
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* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #2
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* [[Mutton Mania]] #16
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* [[Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies!]] Epilogue
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* [[Cute Anna: Crypt Looter]] #2, 6
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #40, 91 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Parts 5 & 56)
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* [[Flame Wars IV]] #1-2, 5, Funeral For Some Friends
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* [[Flame Wars VI]] #3, 5
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* [[Generation Zed: The New Class]] #12
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* [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] #1
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* [[Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies!]] 25 (mentioned), Epilogue
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* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2]] #2-3, 22
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* [[Deja Dude/Master Blaster]] Special #6
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* [[Vel (series)|Vel]] #17
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* [[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]] #9
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #40, 50, 91 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Parts 5, 15 & 56)
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* [[Beige Countdown]] #1 (mentioned)
 
* [[WikiLull EXHALE]]
 
* [[WikiLull EXHALE]]
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== Footnotes ==
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<references>
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<ref name = NLL>Or so it was implied in ''[[New Look Lives]]'' #1; there's nowhere this comfortably fits on the timeline, but that just means it's part of her personal iteration of [[Hypertext Time]].</ref>
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<ref name = cacl2>''[[Cute Anna: Crypt Looter]]'' #2 &ndash; [[Footnote Girl]]</ref>
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<ref name=LM4>''[[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]]'' #4 &ndash; [[Footnote Girl]]</ref>
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</references>
  
 
[[Category:Classic LNH Members]]
 
[[Category:Classic LNH Members]]
 
[[Category:Ninja]]
 
[[Category:Ninja]]

Latest revision as of 15:56, 9 June 2024

aLLiterative Lass is a net.hero created by Charles FitzGerald.
Alter Ego: Unknown
Aliases: None
Primary Writer: Charles Fitzgerald
Status: Former sidekick of LetterinG MaN, member of the LNH (Classic Team)
Usability: Not Reserved

History

After Sammy the Sidekick got a big head and left, aLLiterative Lass became LetterinG MaN's sidekick. She joined him on his adventures with the Legion and began dating Cheesecake-Eater Lad.

When aLLi accidentally sat on the mystical Seat Perilous, she was transformed permanently into a ninja! Nonetheless, she kept fighting the good fight, training with the Ultimate Ninja. When LetterinG MaN was kicked out of his own comic, she became the star! But that just meant more headaches and having to deal with the editors of Mi-T Big Comix, and she was glad to see him return.

But when it was suggested that all she'd experienced in the interim be retconned away, she ran from alt.comics.lnh, ending up in alt.pub.dragons-inn, and ended up battling the scenes of the Evil Nefarious Lord. She spent months there, sorting out who she was outside of the LNH[1], but eventually returned. (During the period she was gone, it spawned a running gag, where, when alliteration popped up, the narration would wonder where she'd gone.)

She settled back into the Legion, and her relationship with Cheesecake-Eater Lad continued to develop. When there was an impromptu mass marriage at LNHQ[2], the two of them got hitched. She weathered C-EL's seeming death and return during Flame Wars IV, and eventually, they had a child. And after Cheesecake-Eater Lad's timelines were merged, aLLi enthusiastically welcomed her new family, marrying Petunia Boonspackle as well.

Personality

Particularly Perky and Startlingly Sweet, but Mid-Melee, Breathtakingly Badass.

Powers and Abilities

Speaks Solely in (Almost Always) Actual Alliteration. Once, a Novice Ninja; now, Martial Mastery.

At least once[3], she was able to Psychically Project "the Focused Force of my Combined Consonants".

Appearance

Originally, she was a short woman with very straight brown hair, hanging down to just off her shoulders. Her costume, which was three sizes too big, had a large double S embroidered on the front and a blue cape hanging off one shoulder. She wore round wire-rimmed glasses over a little mask that looked like two stretched diamonds coming together over her nose.

After she sat on the Seat Perilous, she became very curvaceous, with full-bodied hair and green eyes, and wore a Jim Lee-esque female ninja outfit made of thin strips of strategically placed material.

Relationships

She's married to Cheesecake-Eater Lad and Petunia Boonspackle. They have at least two daughters, one of whom, in the alter.net timeline of Looniverse-3000, grows up to become Cheesecake Lass of the LNH3k.

Former partner of LetterinG MaN. New Look Lass is a close friend.

Her alternate-universe counterparts include Polysyllabic Woman of the Rosterverse.

Appearances

Footnotes

  1. ↑ Or so it was implied in New Look Lives #1; there's nowhere this comfortably fits on the timeline, but that just means it's part of her personal iteration of Hypertext Time.
  2. ↑ Cute Anna: Crypt Looter #2 – Footnote Girl
  3. ↑ LetterinG MaN #4 – Footnote Girl
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