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| − | The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. | + | The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the '''Hall of Lost Heroes'''. |
| − | It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. | + | It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions. |
| − | Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them | + | Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to [[Writers]] and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion... |
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| + | Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In ''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'', in fact, [[Scary Ghost Lass]] came back from the (more) dead due to [[Black Halo]] drawing on the power of the statues in the Hall. | ||
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== The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV == | == The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV == | ||
[[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'') | [[Sacrificial Lamb Boy]] (''[[Cosmic Plot Device Caper]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Golden fleece | |
[[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'') | [[Lost Cause Boy]] (''[[Lost Cause Boy Special]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bonsai tree | |
[[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'') | [[Flatulence Lad]] (''[[The Death of Flatulence Lad]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bottle of Beano | |
[[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0) | [[Golden Retriever]] (''[[Errand Boy (series)|Errand Boy]]'' #0) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Golden bone | |
[[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'') | [[Echo Lad]] (''[[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pair of earplugs | |
[[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48) | [[Sig.Lad]] (''[[Dvandom Force (series)|Dvandom Force]]'' #48) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: A spare domino mask | |
[[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36) | [[Kid Mysticism]] (''[[Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans]]'' #36) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance | |
[[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1) | [[Living Monotone]] (''[[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]]'' # 1) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line | |
[[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'') | [[Innocent Little Boy Lad]] (''[[Evil's Last Stand]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil | |
[[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1) | [[Scary Ghost Lass]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 1) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Bed sheet | |
[[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7) | [[Fuzzboy]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 7) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher | |
[[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13) | [[Manga Girl]] (''[[Journey Into Irrelevancy]]'' # 13) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud | |
== The Flame Wars IV Memorial == | == The Flame Wars IV Memorial == | ||
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[[Chinese Guy]] | [[Chinese Guy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Australian passport | |
[[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]] | [[Giant Wandering Cow Kid]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Udder cozy | |
[[Girl/Boy]] | [[Girl/Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol | |
[[Captain Redundant]] | [[Captain Redundant]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue | |
[[Constipated Boy]] | [[Constipated Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle | |
[[Floating Head Boy]] | [[Floating Head Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Puppet head | |
[[Zowie!!!Boy]] | [[Zowie!!!Boy]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker | |
[[Subplot Lad]] | [[Subplot Lad]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus | |
[[Toilet Humor Man]] | [[Toilet Humor Man]] | ||
| − | + | * Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle | |
== Post-Flame Wars IV == | == Post-Flame Wars IV == | ||
| − | [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) | + | [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]] (''[[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (series)|Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]]'' # 4) |
| − | + | * Statue: Yes | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life | |
[[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3) | [[Ebonics Lad]] (''[[Onion Lad (series)|Onion Lad]]'' # 3) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette | |
[[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'') | [[Polydactyly Lad]] (ref. ''[[Master Blaster Special|Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage]]'') | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Four severed fingers | |
[[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120) | [[Pants Rabbit Lad]] (''[[Haiku Gorilla (series)|Haiku Gorilla]]'' # 119-120) | ||
| − | + | * Statue: No | |
| − | + | * Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings | |
[[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2) | [[Ultimate Ninja]] clone (''[[Killfile Wars]]'' #2) | ||
* Statue: Yes | * Statue: Yes | ||
| − | * Plaque reads: | + | * Plaque [[Haiku Gorilla|reads]]: |
: o restless woodchuck | : o restless woodchuck | ||
: you could chuck wood, you could, you...! | : you could chuck wood, you could, you...! | ||
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* Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush | * Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush | ||
| − | [[Category Places]] | + | [[Category:Places]] |
Latest revision as of 02:09, 17 March 2024
The business of the Legion of Net.Heroes is one fraught with danger, and all-too-often, a Legionnaire has fallen. The LNH honours these friends and comrades within the Hall of Lost Heroes.
It is a sacred place, and new members are not permitted to venture within its austere walls. Each of the Lost Heroes is given a plaque, briefly describing who they were and the manner in which they fell. Some of the legionnaires (i.e., those who died before budget cuts) even have a statue made by a blind sculptress retained by the LNH for just such an occasion. For all the Lost Heroes, there is also included a keepsake from among their personal possessions.
Not all deceased Legionnaires are in here, mostly due to Writers and wiki editors forgetting about them – though there are also those who have brought dishonor to the Legion...
Superhero stories being what they are, a few heroes memorialized in the Hall have come back since receiving statues there. In Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!, in fact, Scary Ghost Lass came back from the (more) dead due to Black Halo drawing on the power of the statues in the Hall.
The Lost Heroes: Pre-Flame Wars IV
Sacrificial Lamb Boy (Cosmic Plot Device Caper)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden fleece
Lost Cause Boy (Lost Cause Boy Special)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bonsai tree
Flatulence Lad (The Death of Flatulence Lad)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bottle of Beano
Golden Retriever (Errand Boy #0)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Golden bone
Echo Lad (Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Pair of earplugs
Sig.Lad (Dvandom Force #48)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: A spare domino mask
Kid Mysticism (Kid Mysticism and the Net.Titans #36)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Mystical item of unknown provenance
Living Monotone (a.outSiders # 1)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Oscilloscope showing a flat line
Innocent Little Boy Lad (Evil's Last Stand)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Stuffed replica of Jeepers the Gerbil
Scary Ghost Lass (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 1)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Bed sheet
Fuzzboy (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 7)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed photo of Carrie Fisher
Manga Girl (Journey Into Irrelevancy # 13)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Personal nimbus cloud
The Flame Wars IV Memorial
Many heroes were lost in Flame Wars IV, and they were memorialized in a group statue. They were:
- Keepsake: Australian passport
- Keepsake: Udder cozy
- Keepsake: Blue Venus symbol entwined with a pink Mars symbol
- Keepsake: Tiny version of the group statue
- Keepsake: Gold plunger with silver handle
- Keepsake: Puppet head
- Keepsake: Pocket loudspeaker
- Keepsake: Chris Claremont X-Men omnibus
- Keepsake: Silver plunger with gold handle
Post-Flame Wars IV
Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch (Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch # 4)
- Statue: Yes
- Keepsake: Duplicate of pinecone used in an unsuccessful attempt to save his life
Ebonics Lad (Onion Lad # 3)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Autographed copy of "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em!" videocassette
Polydactyly Lad (ref. Master Blaster: Insufficient Postage)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Four severed fingers
Pants Rabbit Lad (Haiku Gorilla # 119-120)
- Statue: No
- Keepsake: Pubic hair clippings
Ultimate Ninja clone (Killfile Wars #2)
- Statue: Yes
- Plaque reads:
- o restless woodchuck
- you could chuck wood, you could, you...!
- hibernate, dear friend
- Keepsake: Carefully lacquered ninja bush
