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'''Beige Countdown''' is a spin-off series from the ''[[Infinite Leadership Crisis]]'' multi-writer event. It depicts the year between ''Infinite Leadership Crisis'' and ''[[Beige Midnight]]''.  
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'''Beige Countdown''' is a [[Classic LNH]] miniseries, spinning out of the ''[[Infinite Leadership Crisis]]'' multi-writer event. It depicts the year between the ''Infinite Leadership Crisis'' and ''[[Beige Midnight]]''.
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=== Credits ===
  
 
The ideas for the series were developed by [[Arthur Spitzer]], [[Lalo Martins]], [[Martin Phipps]], [[Saxon Brenton]], and [[Rob Rogers]], and the series was written by Arthur, Lalo, Martin, and Rob (with a sentence by [[Dave Van Domelen]]). The numbering of the series counts down (eh? eh?), starting at issue number twelve and ending with issue number zero.
 
The ideas for the series were developed by [[Arthur Spitzer]], [[Lalo Martins]], [[Martin Phipps]], [[Saxon Brenton]], and [[Rob Rogers]], and the series was written by Arthur, Lalo, Martin, and Rob (with a sentence by [[Dave Van Domelen]]). The numbering of the series counts down (eh? eh?), starting at issue number twelve and ending with issue number zero.
  
=== Skipped Issues ===
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=== Note on Skipped Issues ===
  
 
''Beige Countdown'' #8 and #4-2 have been skipped; Rob hasn't finished #8, and #4-2 haven't been claimed by any writer. These issues may eventually be posted, but it's not necessary for a reader to read them in order to understand ''Beige Countdown''.
 
''Beige Countdown'' #8 and #4-2 have been skipped; Rob hasn't finished #8, and #4-2 haven't been claimed by any writer. These issues may eventually be posted, but it's not necessary for a reader to read them in order to understand ''Beige Countdown''.
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=== Awards ===
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In 2008, issue #10 won [[RACCies:Favorite Single Issue]].
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=== Legacy ===
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The end of ''Beige Countdown'' lead straight into the senses-shattering event known as ''[[Beige Midnight]]''!
  
 
= The Series =
 
= The Series =
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=== Beige Countdown Prologue ===
 
=== Beige Countdown Prologue ===
  
[http://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-June/003581.html An Important Public Service Announcement!]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[http://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-June/003581.html An Important Public Service Announcement!]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
[[Irony Man]] and [[Billy the Butterfly Magic Kid]] do a public service announcement about the [[LNH Registration Act]]!
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[[Irony Man]] and [[Billy the Butterfly Magic Kid]] do a public service announcement about the [[Net.ahuman Responsibility Act]]!
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #12 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #12 ===
  
[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/12 The New Triumvirate]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-August/003897.html The New Triumvirate]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
A mysterious [[Beige Clock Tower]] appears in the middle of [[Net.ropolis]]! The [[Ultimate Ninja]] is charged with the murder of [[wReamicus Maximus]], and in the wake of this and the events of ''Infinite Leadership Crisis'', decides to resign temporarily from being LNH leader, creating a leadership triumvirate to replace him, made up of [[Catalyst Lass]], [[Fearless Leader]], and Irony Man.
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A mysterious [[Beige Clock Tower]] appears in the middle of [[Net.ropolis]]. [[Fearless Leader (Classic)|Fearless Leader]] discovers a plot by the [[Legion of Net.Villains]] to free the [[Looniverse]]'s worst villains from the [[Ultimate Black Hole]]. The [[Ultimate Ninja]] is charged with the murder of [[wReamicus Maximus]], and decides to temporarily resign, appointing The New Triumvirate!
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #11 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #11 ===
  
[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/11 Knight to Bishop to King]: Written by Arthur Spitzer, Lalo Martins, and Martin Phipps.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-October/004126.html Knight to Bishop to King]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]], [[Lalo Martins]], and [[Martin Phipps]]
  
President [[Hexadecimal Luthor]] (AKA the Beige King of the [[HexFire Club]]) reveals to Irony Man that wReamicus Maximus is still alive, with his brain inside an Ultimate Ninja clone – a clone used to kill wReamicus Maximus's brainless body and frame the Ultimate Ninja!
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[[Hexadecimal Luthor]], President of the [[Loonited States of Ame.rec.a|Loonited States]] and Beige King of the [[HexFire Club]], reveals the truth about [[wReamicus Maximus]]'s seeming demise. The Triumvirate picks the Ultimate Ninja to lead a team to stop the LNV from reaching the Ultimate Black Hole. And could it be... the [[Ultimate Savior]]!?
 
 
Fearless Leader discovers a plot by the [[Legion of Net.Villains]] to free prisoners from a prison in deep space called the [[Ultimate Black Hole]], which supposedly holds the worst of the [[Looniverse]]'s worst. The Triumvirate picks the Ultimate Ninja to lead a team of heroes to stop them. The [[Ultimate Savior]] is revealed to be alive, as the Ebony Knight of the Hexfire Club!
 
  
 
== The Ultimate Black Hole ==
 
== The Ultimate Black Hole ==
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=== Beige Countdown #10 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #10 ===
  
[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/10 Who Stole The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes?]: Written by Rob Rogers.
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Who Stole The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes? [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-May/004853.html Part One], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-May/004854.html Part Two], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-May/004855.html Part Three] and [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-May/004856.html Part Four]
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: Written by [[Rob Rogers]]
  
A team of LNH'rs led by the Ultimate Ninja chase down a space ship filled with members of the Legion of Net.Villains led by Mynabird. They catch up with them and have a big fight in space.
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A team of the greatest and most powerful LNH'rs, led by the Ultimate Ninja, chase down [[Mynabird]] and the Legion of Net.Villains, trying to prevent them from reaching the Ultimate Black Hole. They catch up with them, but the villains are prepared, and far off in space, the strongest Legionnaires face their hardest battle yet!
  
 
=== Betterman's Last Flight ===
 
=== Betterman's Last Flight ===
  
Written by Rob Rogers
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2012-October/010639.html Betterman's Last Flight]
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: Written by [[Rob Rogers]]
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Betterman, the greatest hero in the world, has something to tell his true love, nosy reporter Marie Sioux...
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #9 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #9 ===
  
The Created and the Damned: Written by Rob Rogers
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The Created and the Damned: [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-April/011539.html Chapter One], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-April/011570.html Chapter Two], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-April/011613.html Chapter Three], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-May/011688.html Chapter Four], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-May/011727.html Chapter Five], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-May/011748.html Chapter Six], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-May/011776.html Chapter Seven], and [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2013-May/011808.html Chapter Eight]
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: Written by [[Rob Rogers]]
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The team is scattered across space, with many of its members stranded on [[The Collector's Planet]]. As they struggle to regroup and redefine themselves despite the net.villains' tricks and traps, the LNV reach the Ultimate Black Hole and what lies within...
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #8 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #8 ===
  
Beige Countdown #8: Not yet written by Rob Rogers
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: Not yet written by [[Rob Rogers]]
  
 
== The Election ==
 
== The Election ==
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=== Beige Countdown Special ===
 
=== Beige Countdown Special ===
  
[http://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-October/004085.html Debate This!]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-October/004085.html Debate This!]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
[[McLaughlin Man]] moderates a debate between the LNHers running for leadership.
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[[McLaughlin Man]] chairs a debate between the contenders in the [[2007 LNH Election]]... or ''does'' he?
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #7 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #7 ===
  
[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/7 The Last Dance]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-November/004242.html The Last Dance]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
The heroes are back from their space mission and the Ultimate Ninja is in prison (due to breaking his bail agreement, which forbade him from leaving the city of Net.ropolis). [[Manga Man]] and Hex Luthor decide to sacrifice their pawn, to destroy Fearless Leader's chance to become leader and put Irony Man on the throne!
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The heroes are back from their space mission, and the Ultimate Ninja is in prison. [[Manga Man]] and Hex Luthor decide to sacrifice their pawn, to destroy Fearless Leader's chance to win the leadership election, and put Irony Man on the throne!
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #6 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #6 ===
  
[[http://lnh.hystericalraisins.net/archives/beige-countdown/6|And the Next Leader of the LNH is...]]: Written by Arthur Spitzer and Martin Phipps.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2007-December/004334.html And the Next Leader of the LNH Is...]
 
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]] and [[Martin Phipps]]
Irony Man becomes the Beige Knight of the Hexfire Club while Hex Luthor does everything he can to destroy the other candidates for leadership of the LNH.  Hex reveals to Irony Man that Catalyst Lass is now under the control of the Hexfire Club thanks to [[Mr. Tiddles]] (Beige Rook of the Hexfire Club) and a [[Freedom Chip]] that was put in her brain.  Hex Luthor tells Irony Man of his plan to stop the Bryttle Brothers, which involves getting billions of people to have Freedom Chips in their brains (the Freedom Chip gives people who don't have powers, powers, and people who do enhanced powers).
 
 
 
Irony Man gets in an accident with a date of his who he gives a blood transfusion to save her life, which gives her powers.  She calls herself the Ironic Woman and holds a press conference exposing Irony Man for this, which causes Irony Man's poll numbers to fall.
 
  
The Ultimate Ninja wins the election and the LNH battle a cloned version of the Ultimate Ninja who claims to be the one who killed wReamicus Maximus to frame the Ultimate Ninja.  Irony Man kills the clone.
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Irony Man becomes the Beige Knight of the HexFire Club, while Hex Luthor does everything he can to destroy the other candidates for leadership of the LNH! Hex reveals that Catalyst Lass is now under his control, thanks to the mind-controlling powers of [[Mister Tiddles]] and a [[Freedom Chip]] that was put in her brain. His plan to stop the the Bryttle Brothers involves implanting Freedom Chips in the brains of billions of people the world over!
  
The Ultimate Ninja is pardoned by Hex Luthor and freed from prison, although it is revealed that the pardoned Ultimate Ninja is actually wReamicus Maximus in a cloned Ultimate Ninja body and the real Ultimate Ninja is trapped in one of Hex Luthor's secret prisons and being held in a dreamlike state by some alien creature.
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Irony Man goes on a date! Ultimate Ninja vs. Irony Man! And the Ninja goes free – or does he!?
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #5 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #5 ===
  
[[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/5|The Bicycle in the River]]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-February/004445.html The Bicycle in the River]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
[[Bicycle Repair Lad]] (Hex Luthor's greatest arch-enemy) is framed for being the person who built the clone who claimed to have killed wReamicus Maximus and was sent to one of Hex Luthor's secret prisons without trial.
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[[Bicycle Repair Lad]], Hex Luthor's greatest arch-enemy, is framed and sent to a secret prison! But is this Hex's greatest triumph, or the beginning of his fall?
  
 
== The 'Don't Know What Happens Here' ==
 
== The 'Don't Know What Happens Here' ==
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''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'' #50 suggested these issues might be about [[Token Girl]] dealing with intrigue in the [[HexFire Club]] while [[Catalyst Lass]] was infiltrating it, but really, who the hell knows.
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #4 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #4 ===
  
Beige Countdown #4: Skipped
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: Skipped
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #3 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #3 ===
  
Beige Countdown #3: Skipped
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: Skipped
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #2 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #2 ===
  
Beige Countdown #2: Skipped
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: Skipped
  
 
== The Conclusion ==
 
== The Conclusion ==
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=== Beige Countdown #1 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #1 ===
  
[[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/1|In the Palm of the HeartThrob]]: Written by Arthur Spitzer.
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[https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-March/004720.html the Palm of the HeartThrob]
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]]
  
The Ultimate Ninja breaks free from his dream like prison and seeks revenge on those that put him there.
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The Ultimate Ninja breaks free from his dreamlike prison, and seeks revenge on those that put him there!
  
 
=== Beige Countdown #0 ===
 
=== Beige Countdown #0 ===
  
[[http://www.lnhq.info/archives/beige-countdown/0|The Book of Deus ex Machinas!]]: Written by Arthur Spitzer (with a sentence by [[Dave Van Domelen]]).
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The Book of Deus ex Machinas! [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-April/004767.html Part One], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-April/004768.html Part Two], [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-April/004769.html Part Three] and [https://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/2008-April/004770.html Part Four]
 
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: Written by [[Arthur Spitzer]] (with a sentence by [[Dave Van Domelen]])
[[Occultism Kid]] finds the [[Book of Deus ex Machinas]] and discovers that [[Dekay]] and [[Diskolor]] have been trapped inside the book.  Bart follows Occultism Kid to the dimension where the book is held and frees the [[Bryttle Brothers]].  Hex Luthor is revealed to have most of the [[Cosmic Plot Device]].
 
 
 
== Legacy ==
 
 
 
The end of ''Beige Countdown'' lead straight into the senses-shattering event known as ''Beige Midnight''!
 
  
In 2008, issue #10 won [[RACCies Favorite Single Issue]].
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[[Occultism Kid]] finds the [[Book of Deus ex Machinas]], and discovers that Dekay and Diskolor, the cosmic entitles known as the [[Bryttle Brothers]], are actually trapped inside the book! [[Bart the Dark Receptionist]] steps in! The [[Ring of Retcon]]! The [[Insanity Gauntlet]]! And the [[Cosmic Plot Device]]!!
  
 
[[Category:Classic LNH Miniseries]]
 
[[Category:Classic LNH Miniseries]]

Latest revision as of 04:19, 25 July 2023

Beige Countdown is a Classic LNH miniseries, spinning out of the Infinite Leadership Crisis multi-writer event. It depicts the year between the Infinite Leadership Crisis and Beige Midnight.

Credits

The ideas for the series were developed by Arthur Spitzer, Lalo Martins, Martin Phipps, Saxon Brenton, and Rob Rogers, and the series was written by Arthur, Lalo, Martin, and Rob (with a sentence by Dave Van Domelen). The numbering of the series counts down (eh? eh?), starting at issue number twelve and ending with issue number zero.

Note on Skipped Issues

Beige Countdown #8 and #4-2 have been skipped; Rob hasn't finished #8, and #4-2 haven't been claimed by any writer. These issues may eventually be posted, but it's not necessary for a reader to read them in order to understand Beige Countdown.

Awards

In 2008, issue #10 won RACCies:Favorite Single Issue.

Legacy

The end of Beige Countdown lead straight into the senses-shattering event known as Beige Midnight!

The Series

The New Triumvirate

Beige Countdown Prologue

An Important Public Service Announcement!

Written by Arthur Spitzer

Irony Man and Billy the Butterfly Magic Kid do a public service announcement about the Net.ahuman Responsibility Act!

Beige Countdown #12

The New Triumvirate

Written by Arthur Spitzer

A mysterious Beige Clock Tower appears in the middle of Net.ropolis. Fearless Leader discovers a plot by the Legion of Net.Villains to free the Looniverse's worst villains from the Ultimate Black Hole. The Ultimate Ninja is charged with the murder of wReamicus Maximus, and decides to temporarily resign, appointing The New Triumvirate!

Beige Countdown #11

Knight to Bishop to King

Written by Arthur Spitzer, Lalo Martins, and Martin Phipps

Hexadecimal Luthor, President of the Loonited States and Beige King of the HexFire Club, reveals the truth about wReamicus Maximus's seeming demise. The Triumvirate picks the Ultimate Ninja to lead a team to stop the LNV from reaching the Ultimate Black Hole. And could it be... the Ultimate Savior!?

The Ultimate Black Hole

Beige Countdown #10

Who Stole The Stars And Put Them In Your Eyes? Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four

Written by Rob Rogers

A team of the greatest and most powerful LNH'rs, led by the Ultimate Ninja, chase down Mynabird and the Legion of Net.Villains, trying to prevent them from reaching the Ultimate Black Hole. They catch up with them, but the villains are prepared, and far off in space, the strongest Legionnaires face their hardest battle yet!

Betterman's Last Flight

Betterman's Last Flight

Written by Rob Rogers

Betterman, the greatest hero in the world, has something to tell his true love, nosy reporter Marie Sioux...

Beige Countdown #9

The Created and the Damned: Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five, Chapter Six, Chapter Seven, and Chapter Eight

Written by Rob Rogers

The team is scattered across space, with many of its members stranded on The Collector's Planet. As they struggle to regroup and redefine themselves despite the net.villains' tricks and traps, the LNV reach the Ultimate Black Hole and what lies within...

Beige Countdown #8

Not yet written by Rob Rogers

The Election

Beige Countdown Special

Debate This!

Written by Arthur Spitzer

McLaughlin Man chairs a debate between the contenders in the 2007 LNH Election... or does he?

Beige Countdown #7

The Last Dance

Written by Arthur Spitzer

The heroes are back from their space mission, and the Ultimate Ninja is in prison. Manga Man and Hex Luthor decide to sacrifice their pawn, to destroy Fearless Leader's chance to win the leadership election, and put Irony Man on the throne!

Beige Countdown #6

And the Next Leader of the LNH Is...

Written by Arthur Spitzer and Martin Phipps

Irony Man becomes the Beige Knight of the HexFire Club, while Hex Luthor does everything he can to destroy the other candidates for leadership of the LNH! Hex reveals that Catalyst Lass is now under his control, thanks to the mind-controlling powers of Mister Tiddles and a Freedom Chip that was put in her brain. His plan to stop the the Bryttle Brothers involves implanting Freedom Chips in the brains of billions of people the world over!

Irony Man goes on a date! Ultimate Ninja vs. Irony Man! And the Ninja goes free – or does he!?

Beige Countdown #5

The Bicycle in the River

Written by Arthur Spitzer

Bicycle Repair Lad, Hex Luthor's greatest arch-enemy, is framed and sent to a secret prison! But is this Hex's greatest triumph, or the beginning of his fall?

The 'Don't Know What Happens Here'

Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #50 suggested these issues might be about Token Girl dealing with intrigue in the HexFire Club while Catalyst Lass was infiltrating it, but really, who the hell knows.

Beige Countdown #4

Skipped

Beige Countdown #3

Skipped

Beige Countdown #2

Skipped

The Conclusion

Beige Countdown #1

the Palm of the HeartThrob

Written by Arthur Spitzer

The Ultimate Ninja breaks free from his dreamlike prison, and seeks revenge on those that put him there!

Beige Countdown #0

The Book of Deus ex Machinas! Part One, Part Two, Part Three and Part Four

Written by Arthur Spitzer (with a sentence by Dave Van Domelen)

Occultism Kid finds the Book of Deus ex Machinas, and discovers that Dekay and Diskolor, the cosmic entitles known as the Bryttle Brothers, are actually trapped inside the book! Bart the Dark Receptionist steps in! The Ring of Retcon! The Insanity Gauntlet! And the Cosmic Plot Device!!