Cheesecake-Eater Lad

Cheesecake-Eater Lad is a net.hero created by Matthew Jotham Millheiser.
Alter Ego:	Pre-Cry.Sig: Condolia Boonspackle; Post-Cry.Sig: C.E.L. Spender
Aliases:	None
Primary Writer:	None
Status:	Member of the LNH (Classic Team), cook for the LNHQ (Classic)
Usability:	Free For Use

Powers and Abilities

Can eat any kind of cheesecake, no matter what is in it. Is also extraordinarily talented at making cheesecake, with cosmically-powered wrist bands that can generate it at will. Is highly trained by Ultimate Ninja in seven different fighting styles.

History

Cheesecake-Eater Lad became the LNH's chef because nobody else wanted the job. With his cheesecake powers, he's kept the kitchens stocked and kept the bellies of the Looniverse's favorite fighting team full, even if they sometimes grumble about the calories.

In a retconned-away history, he was a scientist working on a solvent to power his super-saturated fat particle beam at the same time as his wife was working on a cheesecake recipe for a gift. Half of each recipe was swapped, and the cheesecake gave him power – but his wife, having no gift, took her own life as was the custom of her people. He ran away and became Cheesecake-Eater Lad!

He rarely actually goes on missions, and can usually be found in the LNHQ kitchen. It's not that he's not a skilled net.hero, or that he's useless on missions – it's just that, every time he goes away, there's the risk that the LNH at large will have to take up cooking duties. (See Culinary Disasters.)

Cheesecake Eater Lad has died (or appeared to die) three times to date. The first was when he killed destroyed by an exploding microwave in The Death of Cheesecake-Eater Lad; he was resurrected via retcon with a little help from Invisible-Intangible-Inaudible Lass. Between his death and resurrection he had an elaborate metaphysical adventure where he met Ending of The Finishless and fought the Giant Sewer Rat. The second was in Flame Wars IV, when he was overwhelmed by OMAR's trolls and was believed to have been killed. He had in fact been replaced by Major Reason and then kidnapped by Net.Santo. Finally, in WikiLull After, he died a pointless anticlimactic death when the forces of evil took over, like J'onn in Final Crisis. After his death he briefly became one with existence, then found himself in an empty Limbo-like dimension, inhabited by Captain LNH...

Personality

Cheesecake-Eater Lad is an experienced cook and an experienced net-hero, professional under pressure. He has a certain emotional openness about him.

When Cheesecake-Eater Lad first joined the LNH, he was eager to please. Since then, the years of experience have given him a patient outlook, although he's not above being annoyed by those who malign his pastry art.

Appearance

Pudgy. Wears a yellow and tan costume. Has cosmic cheesecake bands on his wrists.

Relationships

Married to aLLiterative Lass; they have a daughter who, in the alter.net timeline of Looniverse-3000, grows up to become Cheesecake Lass of the LNH3k.

Awards

C-EL won Accies:Favorite LNHer in 1997.

Appearances

• Ultimate Ninja
• The Kinda Big Darkness Saga
• Electrocutioner's Song
• The Flame Wars
• Flame Wars II
• LNH Comics Presents #10-11
• LNH Comics Presents #16, 18, 20 (Looniverse Adrift! Parts 4, 6 and 9)
• LNH Triple Play #2 (Looniverse Adrift! Part 8)
• Constellation #11
• Limp-Asparagus Lad #2, 33, 44, Annual #1
• LNH Comics Presents #26-32 (It's All In the Timing Parts 1 to 7)
• Johnny Fearless #2, 3
• LNH Europe #1
• Hell's Titans #-6, -5
• The Adventures of Easily-Discovered Man #43-44
• The Death of Cheesecake-Eater Lad #1-5
• The Continuing Misadventures of Miss Translation #5, 8, 14-15
• Just Imagine Saxon Brenton's RACCies! Epilogue
• Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 2 #2, 12, 47, 50
• LNH Comics Presents #38, 40, 501-502 (Infinite Leadership Crisis Parts 3, 5, 466 and 467)
• Beige Countdown #12, 6, 1-0
• Beige Midnight #3-4
• Those Darn Vectors! #5
• Another LNH Title? Really? #1
• Cover Gallery #10i
• WikiLull After #2, 4
• Retcon Year #1

...and a bunch more that haven't made it onto the wiki yet.