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=== RACC Readers (remember when we had those?) === | === RACC Readers (remember when we had those?) === | ||
| − | + | * [[Kaosfury]] | |
| − | + | * The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic) | |
=== Characters === | === Characters === | ||
| − | + | * Adam Rabinowicz, the former Dr. Metronome ([[Eightfold]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Aishia and Kittyman]] | |
| − | + | * Allen Covenant ([[Omega]]) | |
| − | + | * Always-Manages-to-Accidentally-Drink-a-Mite-Who's-Standing-On-The-Brim-of-his-Eggnog-Mug-Everytime Lad (original) | |
| − | + | * The Amazing Moron Man (original) | |
| − | + | * An anonymous [[NTB|trenchcoater]] (probably not ''the'' [[Anonymous Trenchcoater]], but you never know) | |
| − | + | * [[ApocaLISP]] | |
| − | + | * Artie the Wonderdog (Arvie the Wonderdog's evil twin) (original) | |
| − | + | * The Atomic Knights ([[Justice Press]]/Westwood) | |
| − | + | * [[Bad Timing Boy]] | |
| − | + | * ''Blue Fire'' 's Bridget and Katy ([[Eleck]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Blue Wave]] | |
| − | + | * [[Brain Boy]] | |
| − | + | * [[Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death]] | |
| − | + | * [[CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE]] | |
| − | + | * Captain Outrageous and Josh ([[Eleck]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Cheeezarr]] | |
| − | + | * [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]] | |
| − | + | * [[Chuggernaut]] | |
| − | + | * ''City Streets'' 's Jack and Runt (original [[Starfall]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Curious Lass]] | |
| − | + | * A bunch of [[Cybernet]] characters who I have no idea who they are | |
| − | + | * [[Deathspork: The Terminator]] | |
| − | + | * [[Diva Woman]] (A mysterious singer and femme fatale of some sort who may or may not be [[Pamela Ambrose]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Doc Nostalgia]] | |
| − | + | * The [[Ebon Skater]] (who, he swears, is never coming back) | |
| − | + | * [[Easily-Discovered Bran Mite]] | |
| − | + | * [[Easily-Discovered Man Lite]] | |
| − | + | * [[Easy Going Lad]] | |
| − | + | * [[Example-Character Lad]] (Pseudo-LNH) | |
| − | + | * [[Fearless Leader (20)|Fearless Leader]] | |
| − | + | * [[Foreshadowing Lad]] | |
| − | + | * [[Forsaken Lass]] | |
| − | + | * [[Fuzzboy]] | |
| − | + | * Generic [[Omega]] Characters #1 and 2 | |
| − | + | * [[Girlwatcher]] | |
| − | + | * [[Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-Straight-to-Hell Lass]] (original) | |
| − | + | * [[Gothic Gorilla]] | |
| − | + | * [[Hans Kartoffelkopf]] ([[Superguy]]) | |
| − | + | * [[Haiku Gorilla]] | |
| − | + | * Harry Cash from ''Speak'' ([[Eightfold]]) | |
| − | + | * [[The Human Aquarium]] | |
| − | + | * [[Incredible Man-With-No-Life]] | |
| − | + | * [[January Frost]] | |
| − | + | * [[Jennifer Frost]] AKA Dark Parody AKA Jean Pryor AKA Anticipation Winters | |
| − | + | * Justice and Captain Justice from LusipherX's stories | |
| − | + | * [[Kid Enthusiastic (Classic)]] | |
| − | + | * [[Kid Enthusiastic (20)]] | |
| − | + | * [[Lamar Dunston]] | |
| − | + | * [[Library Lad]] | |
| − | + | * [[Liefeld's Porpoise]] | |
| − | + | * LifeSukkyr (vampire) (original) | |
| − | + | * [[Lightcycle]] | |
* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad]] | * [[Limp-Asparagus Lad]] | ||
* [[The Magic Fruitcake]] ([[KEWL]]) | * [[The Magic Fruitcake]] ([[KEWL]]) | ||
Revision as of 05:30, 28 December 2018
The RACCCafe (or sometimes RACCafe) is a continuity-free outpost where RACC characters can unwind after a hard day of being mangled by their writers. Anything can happen, as long as it's funny, and there are no consequences! Especially if it involves things exploding. Check your sanity at the door.
The older posts are collected here, while newer ones can be found by searching Google Groups or the Eyrie mailing list for "RACCCAFE."
Contents
Rules
- No continuity. Events in the RACCCafe don't have any impact on regular stories, although those in imprints more susceptible to fourth-wall-breaking may make the occasional reference.
- One must actively volunteer one's characters for use in the RACCCafe. Given the nature of this setting, you're likely to see your characters gleefully mangled. Once you stick your head into the blender, you're giving people permission to turn it on, but no one should grab you and stuff your head into the blender against your will. This bears summarizing in big letters:
- ANYONE WHO JOINS IN IS FAIR GAME, LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE
- Characterization isn't too important, but try to pay attention to what has gone before, unless ignoring it would be funnier.
RACCCafe Denizens
Bartenders
- Thoth (No relation)
- Arvie the Wonderdog (Crossroads)
- Jean-Jacques-Claude-Luc (undead Frenchman)
- Bert and Ernie Fershiners
- Sig.Lad, AKA the Red Gaulnaut (part-time bartender and cleaning crew)
- Tippy O'Tipp
Authors
- Aaron S. Veenstra
- Arthur Spitzer
- Arsenal, AKA Phantasm
- Carolyn Vaughan
- Cornelius Götz von Olenhusen, AKA Bombastus von Zeitgeist
- Jeanne Morningstar
- Jesse Willey
- Katster, AKA Katrina Templeton
- LusipherX, AKA James ???
- Matt Rossi
- Merrill Davis
- Patrick Gearman, AKA Specter
- Paul DeSanto
- Tom Russell, AKA Chris Ireland
- Dead Alternate Universe Tom Russell
- Kieran M. O'Callaghan
RACC Readers (remember when we had those?)
- Kaosfury
- The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic)
Characters
- Adam Rabinowicz, the former Dr. Metronome (Eightfold)
- Aishia and Kittyman
- Allen Covenant (Omega)
- Always-Manages-to-Accidentally-Drink-a-Mite-Who's-Standing-On-The-Brim-of-his-Eggnog-Mug-Everytime Lad (original)
- The Amazing Moron Man (original)
- An anonymous trenchcoater (probably not the Anonymous Trenchcoater, but you never know)
- ApocaLISP
- Artie the Wonderdog (Arvie the Wonderdog's evil twin) (original)
- The Atomic Knights (Justice Press/Westwood)
- Bad Timing Boy
- Blue Fire 's Bridget and Katy (Eleck)
- Blue Wave
- Brain Boy
- Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death
- CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE
- Captain Outrageous and Josh (Eleck)
- Cheeezarr
- Cheesecake-Eater Lad
- Chuggernaut
- City Streets 's Jack and Runt (original Starfall)
- Curious Lass
- A bunch of Cybernet characters who I have no idea who they are
- Deathspork: The Terminator
- Diva Woman (A mysterious singer and femme fatale of some sort who may or may not be Pamela Ambrose)
- Doc Nostalgia
- The Ebon Skater (who, he swears, is never coming back)
- Easily-Discovered Bran Mite
- Easily-Discovered Man Lite
- Easy Going Lad
- Example-Character Lad (Pseudo-LNH)
- Fearless Leader
- Foreshadowing Lad
- Forsaken Lass
- Fuzzboy
- Generic Omega Characters #1 and 2
- Girlwatcher
- Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-Straight-to-Hell Lass (original)
- Gothic Gorilla
- Hans Kartoffelkopf (Superguy)
- Haiku Gorilla
- Harry Cash from Speak (Eightfold)
- The Human Aquarium
- Incredible Man-With-No-Life
- January Frost
- Jennifer Frost AKA Dark Parody AKA Jean Pryor AKA Anticipation Winters
- Justice and Captain Justice from LusipherX's stories
- Kid Enthusiastic (Classic)
- Kid Enthusiastic (20)
- Lamar Dunston
- Library Lad
- Liefeld's Porpoise
- LifeSukkyr (vampire) (original)
- Lightcycle
* Limp-Asparagus Lad * The Magic Fruitcake (KEWL) * Malcolm the Pizza Guy * Manga Girl * Manga Girl II * Masterplan Lad * All of Matt Rossi's characters, including Swordmaster, Tempest (Omega) and the Solid Gold Dancers * Mr. 9697 (shadowy, cliched secret agent) (original) * Morgan Le Fab * Mouse * The Mystery Villain (???) * Net.thulhu * The Normalizer * Obsequious Man * The Omega Cliche Police * Penny Bikini, the sensational Silver Sparrow (supermodel and superhero), and her enemies Pottasium (sic) and Sodium (Magpie) * Pister Maprika * Plotline Lad * Pointless Awards Man IV * The Prattler II (Aaron S. Veenstra's OSD alter ego) * Psionic Lad * The Random Villains * Ray Cradle, the original Green Knight (Eightfold) * Rebel Yell * St. John from Ariosto's Orlando Furioso, winner of the 1516 RACCie for best single issue * Senses Lass * Shake-N-Bake Lass * The Spooky Tank's crew * Skunk Girl * Slappow King * Sleeps-With-Anything-Alive Girl * Slobbering Grue! * Standing-in-Line Boy (RACCCon) * Standing-in-Line Man (RACCCon) * Starts-Arguments-For-No-Apparent-Reason Kid * Stingray (Omega) * Squidman * Swamp Patrol 's Janice and Shelley (original Starfall) * Twaeila Brock * Twister (Eleck) (waiter) * Ubiquitous Boy Lad Jr. * Ultimate Mercenary * Urban Renewal (band from original Starfall) * Wanda Spot, roving reporter (original) * Webster * Webs Tor * Weirdo Boy * Writer's Block Woman * ...along with some generic bartenders, cleaning bots, Oozlefinches, Lycopersicons, Chooters girls, nameless abandoned characters, and others too numerous to mention.
