RACCCafe

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The RACCCafe (or sometimes RACCafe) is a continuity-free outpost where RACC characters can unwind after a hard day of being mangled by their writers. Anything can happen, as long as it's funny, and there are no consequences! Especially if it involves things exploding. Check your sanity at the door.

The older posts are collected here, while newer ones can be found by searching Google Groups or the Eyrie mailing list for "RACCCAFE."

Rules

  1. No continuity. Events in the RACCCafe don't have any impact on regular stories, although those in imprints more susceptible to fourth-wall-breaking may make the occasional reference.
  2. One must actively volunteer one's characters for use in the RACCCafe. Given the nature of this setting, you're likely to see your characters gleefully mangled. Once you stick your head into the blender, you're giving people permission to turn it on, but no one should grab you and stuff your head into the blender against your will. This bears summarizing in big letters:
    ANYONE WHO JOINS IN IS FAIR GAME, LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE
  3. Characterization isn't too important, but try to pay attention to what has gone before, unless ignoring it would be funnier.

RACCCafe Denizens

Bartenders

Authors

RACC Readers (remember when we had those?)

  • Kaosfury
  • The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic)

Characters

* Limp-Asparagus Lad
* The Magic Fruitcake (KEWL)
* Malcolm the Pizza Guy
* Manga Girl
* Manga Girl II
* Masterplan Lad
* All of Matt Rossi's characters, including Swordmaster, Tempest (Omega) and the Solid Gold Dancers
* Mr. 9697 (shadowy, cliched secret agent) (original)
* Morgan Le Fab
* Mouse
* The Mystery Villain (???)
* Net.thulhu
* The Normalizer
* Obsequious Man
* The Omega Cliche Police
* Penny Bikini, the sensational Silver Sparrow (supermodel and superhero), and her enemies Pottasium (sic) and Sodium (Magpie)
* Pister Maprika
* Plotline Lad
* Pointless Awards Man IV
* The Prattler II (Aaron S. Veenstra's OSD alter ego)
* Psionic Lad
* The Random Villains
* Ray Cradle, the original Green Knight (Eightfold)
* Rebel Yell
* St. John from Ariosto's Orlando Furioso, winner of the 1516 RACCie for best single issue
* Senses Lass
* Shake-N-Bake Lass
* The Spooky Tank's crew
* Skunk Girl
* Slappow King
* Sleeps-With-Anything-Alive Girl
* Slobbering Grue!
* Standing-in-Line Boy (RACCCon)
* Standing-in-Line Man (RACCCon)
* Starts-Arguments-For-No-Apparent-Reason Kid
* Stingray (Omega)
* Squidman
* Swamp Patrol 's Janice and Shelley (original Starfall)
* Twaeila Brock
* Twister (Eleck) (waiter)
* Ubiquitous Boy Lad Jr.
* Ultimate Mercenary
* Urban Renewal (band from original Starfall)
* Wanda Spot, roving reporter (original)
* Webster
* Webs Tor
* Weirdo Boy
* Writer's Block Woman
* ...along with some generic bartenders, cleaning bots, Oozlefinches, Lycopersicons, Chooters girls, nameless abandoned characters, and others too numerous to mention.
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