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The '''RACCCafe''' (or sometimes RACCafe) is a continuity-free outpost where RACC characters can unwind after a hard day of being mangled by their writers. Anything can happen, as long as it's funny, and there are no consequences! Especially if it involves things exploding. Check your sanity at the door.
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The '''RACCCafe''' (or sometimes RACCafe) is a continuity-free outpost where the characters of [[rec.arts.comics.creative]] can unwind after a hard day of being mangled by their writers. Anything can happen, as long as it's funny, and there are no consequences! Especially if it involves things exploding. Check your sanity at the door.
  
 
The older posts are collected [http://archives.eyrie.org/racc/misc/RACCCafe/ here], while newer ones can be found by searching [http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.comics.creative/topics Google Groups] or the [http://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/ Eyrie mailing list] for "RACCCAFE."
 
The older posts are collected [http://archives.eyrie.org/racc/misc/RACCCafe/ here], while newer ones can be found by searching [http://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.comics.creative/topics Google Groups] or the [http://lists.eyrie.org/pipermail/racc/ Eyrie mailing list] for "RACCCAFE."
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=== Bartenders ===
 
=== Bartenders ===
  
* Thoth ([[Library Lad|No relation]])
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* Thoth ([[Library Lad|No relation]])
* Arvie the Wonderdog ([[Crossroads]])
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* Arvie the Wonderdog ([[Crossroads]])
* [[Jean-Jacques-Claude-Luc]] (undead Frenchman)
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* [[Jean-Jacques-Claude-Luc]] (undead Frenchman)
* Bert and Ernie Fershiners
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* Bert and Ernie Fershiners
* [[Sig.Lad]], AKA the Red Gaulnaut (part-time bartender and cleaning crew)
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* [[Sig.Lad]], AKA the Red Gaulnaut (part-time bartender and cleaning crew)
* [[Tippy O'Tipp]]
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* [[Tippy O'Tipp]]
  
 
=== Authors ===
 
=== Authors ===
  
* [[Aaron S. Veenstra]]
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* [[Aaron S. Veenstra]]
* [[Adrian J. McClure]]
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* [[Arthur Spitzer]]
* [[Arthur Spitzer]]
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* [[Ted Brock|Arsenal]], AKA Phantasm
* [[Ted Brock|Arsenal]], AKA Phantasm
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* [[Carolyn Vaughan]]
* [[Carolyn Vaughan]]
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* [[Cornelius Götz von Olenhusen]], AKA Bombastus von Zeitgeist
* [[Cornelius Götz von Olenhusen]], AKA Bombastus von Zeitgeist
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* [[Jeanne Morningstar]]
* [[Jesse Willey]]
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* [[Jesse Willey]]
* Katster, AKA Katrina Templeton
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* Katster, AKA Katrina Templeton
* LusipherX, AKA James ???
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* LusipherX, AKA James ???
* [[Matt Rossi]]
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* [[Matt Rossi]]
* [[Merrill Davis]]
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* [[Merrill Davis]]
* [[Patrick Gearman]], AKA Specter
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* [[Patrick Gearman]], AKA Specter
* [[Paul DeSanto]]
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* [[Paul DeSanto]]
* [[Tom Russell]], AKA [[Chris Ireland]]
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* [[Amabel Holland]], AKA [[Tom Russell]], AKA [[Chris Ireland]]
* Dead Alternate Universe Tom Russell
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* Dead Alternate Universe Tom Russell
* [[Kieran M. O'Callaghan]]
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* [[Kieran M. O'Callaghan]]
  
 
=== RACC Readers (remember when we had those?) ===
 
=== RACC Readers (remember when we had those?) ===
  
* [[Kaosfury]]
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* [[Kaosfury]]
* The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic)
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* The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic)
  
 
=== Characters ===
 
=== Characters ===
  
* Adam Rabinowicz, the former Dr. Metronome ([[Eightfold]])
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* Adam Rabinowicz, the former Dr. Metronome ([[Eightfold]])
* [[Aishia and Kittyman]]
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* [[Aishia and Kittyman]]
* Allen Covenant ([[Omega]])
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* Allen Covenant ([[Omega]])
* Always-Manages-to-Accidentally-Drink-a-Mite-Who's-Standing-On-The-Brim-of-his-Eggnog-Mug-Everytime Lad (original)
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* Always-Manages-to-Accidentally-Drink-a-Mite-Who's-Standing-On-The-Brim-of-his-Eggnog-Mug-Everytime Lad (original)
* The Amazing Moron Man (original)
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* The Amazing Moron Man (original)
* An anonymous [[NTB|trenchcoater]] (probably not ''the'' [[Anonymous Trenchcoater]], but you never know)
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* An anonymous [[NTB|trenchcoater]] (probably not ''the'' [[Anonymous Trenchcoater]], but you never know)
* [[ApocaLISP]]
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* [[ApocaLISP]]
* Artie the Wonderdog (Arvie the Wonderdog's evil twin) (original)
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* Artie the Wonderdog ([[Crossroads|Arvie the Wonderdog]]'s evil twin) (original)
* The Atomic Knights ([[Justice Press]]/Westwood)
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* The Atomic Knights ([[Justice Press]]/Westwood)
* [[Bad Timing Boy]]
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* [[Bad-Timing Boy]]
* ''Blue Fire'' 's Bridget and Katy ([[Eleck]])
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* ''Blue Fire'' 's Bridget and Katy ([[Eleck]])
* [[Blue Wave]]
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* [[Blue Wave]]
* [[Brain Boy]]
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* [[Brain Boy]]
* [[Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death]]
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* [[Cabbage-Wielding Angel of Death]]
* [[CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE]]
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* [[CAPTAIN CAPITALIZE]]
* Captain Outrageous and Josh ([[Eleck]])
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* Captain Outrageous and Josh ([[Eleck]])
* [[Cheeezarr]]
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* [[Cheeezarr]]
* [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]]
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* [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]]
* [[Chuggernaut]]
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* [[Chuggernaut]]
* ''City Streets'' 's Jack and Runt (original [[Starfall]])
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* ''City Streets'' 's Jack and Runt (original [[Starfall]])
* [[Curious Lass]]
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* [[Curious Lass]]
* A bunch of [[Cybernet]] characters who I have no idea who they are
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* A bunch of [[Cybernet]] characters who I have no idea who they are
* [[Deathspork: The Terminator]]
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* [[Deathspork: The Terminator]]
* [[Diva Woman]] (A mysterious singer and femme fatale of some sort who may or may not be [[Pamela Ambrose]])
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* [[Diva Woman]] (A mysterious singer and femme fatale of some sort who may or may not be [[Pamela Ambrose]])
* [[Doc Nostalgia]]
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* [[Doc Nostalgia]]
* The [[Ebon Skater]] (who, he swears, is never coming back)
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* The [[Ebon Skater]] (who, he swears, is never coming back)
* [[Easily-Discovered Bran Mite]]
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* [[Easily-Discovered Bran Mite]]
* [[Easily-Discovered Man Lite]]
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* [[Easily-Discovered Man Lite]]
* [[Easy Going Lad]]
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* [[Easy Going Lad]]
* [[Example-Character Lad]] (Pseudo-LNH)
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* [[Example-Character Lad]] (Pseudo-LNH)
* [[Fearless Leader (LNH20)|Fearless Leader]]
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* [[Fearless Leader (20)|Fearless Leader]]
* [[Foreshadowing Lad]]
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* [[Foreshadowing Lad]]
* [[Forsaken Lass]]
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* [[Forsaken Lass]]
* [[Fuzzboy]]
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* [[Fuzzboy]]
* Generic [[Omega]] Characters #1 and 2
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* Generic [[Omega]] Characters #1 and 2
* [[Girlwatcher]]
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* [[GirlWatcher]]
* [[Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-Straight-to-Hell Lass]] (original)
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* [[Goddamn-You-Xmas-Goddamn-You-Straight-to-Hell Lass]] (original)
* [[Gothic Gorilla]]
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* [[Gothic Gorilla]]
* [[Hans Kartoffelkopf]] ([[Superguy]])
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* [[Hans Kartoffelkopf]] ([[Superguy]])
* [[Haiku Gorilla]]
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* [[Haiku Gorilla]]
* Harry Cash from ''Speak'' ([[Eightfold]])
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* Harry Cash from ''Speak'' ([[Eightfold]])
* [[The Human Aquarium]]
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* [[The Human Aquarium]]
* [[Incredible Man-With-No-Life]]
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* [[Incredible Man-With-No-Life]]
* [[January Frost]]
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* [[January Frost]]
* [[Jennifer Frost]] AKA Dark Parody AKA Jean Pryor AKA Anticipation Winters
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* [[Jennifer Frost]] AKA Dark Parody AKA Jean Pryor AKA Anticipation Winters
* Justice and Captain Justice from LusipherX's stories
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* Justice and Captain Justice from LusipherX's stories
* [[Kid Enthusiastic (Classic)]]
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* [[Kid Enthusiastic (Classic)]]
* [[Kid Enthusiastic (20)]]
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* [[Kid Enthusiastic (20)]]
* [[Lamar Dunston]]
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* [[Lamar Dunston]]
* [[Library Lad]]
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* [[Library Lad]]
* [[Liefeld's Porpoise]]
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* [[Liefeld's Porpoise]]
* LifeSukkyr (vampire) (original)
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* LifeSukkyr (vampire) (original)
* [[Lightcycle]]
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* [[Lightcycle]]
* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad]]
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* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad]]
* [[The Magic Fruitcake]] ([[KEWL]])
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* The [[Magic Fruitcake]] ([[KEWL]])
* [[Alt.imate Ninja|Malcolm the Pizza Guy]]
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* [[Alt.imate Ninja|Malcolm the Pizza Guy]]
* [[Manga Girl]]
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* [[Manga Girl]]
* [[Manga Girl II]]
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* [[Manga Girl II]]
* [[Masterplan Lad]]
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* [[Masterplan Lad]]
* All of [[Matt Rossi]]'s characters, including [[Swordmaster]], Tempest ([[Omega]]) and the [[Solid Gold Dancers]]
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* All of [[Matt Rossi]]'s characters, including [[Swordmaster]], Tempest ([[Omega]]) and the [[Solid Gold Dancers]]
* Mr. 9697 (shadowy, cliched secret agent) (original)
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* Mr. 9697 (shadowy, cliched secret agent) (original)
* [[Morgan Le Fab]]
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* [[Morgan Le Fab]]
* [[Mouse]]
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* [[Mouse]]
* The Mystery Villain (???)
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* The Mystery Villain (???)
* [[Net.thulhu]]
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* [[Net.thulhu]]
* [[The Normalizer]]
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* [[The Normalizer]]
* [[Obsequious Lad|Obsequious Man]]
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* [[Obsequious Lad|Obsequious Man]]
* The [[Omega]] Cliche Police
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* The [[Omega]] Cliche Police
* Penny Bikini, the sensational Silver Sparrow (supermodel and superhero), and her enemies Pottasium (sic) and Sodium ([[Magpie]])
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* Penny Bikini, the sensational Silver Sparrow (supermodel and superhero), and her enemies Pottasium (sic) and Sodium ([[Magpie]])
* [[Pister Maprika]]
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* [[Pister Maprika]]
* [[Plotline Lad]]
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* [[Plotline Lad]]
* [[Pointless Awards Man IV]]
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* [[Pointless Awards Man IV]]
* [[The Prattler]] II ([[Aaron S. Veenstra]]'s [[OSD]] alter ego)
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* [[The Prattler]] II ([[Aaron S. Veenstra]]'s [[OSD]] alter ego)
* [[Psionic Lad]]
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* [[Psionic Lad]]
* The [[Random Villains]]
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* The [[Random Villains]]
* Ray Cradle, the original Green Knight ([[Eightfold]])
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* Ray Cradle, the original Green Knight ([[Eightfold]])
* [[Rebel Yell]]
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* [[Rebel Yell]]
* St. John from Ariosto's ''Orlando Furioso'', winner of the 1516 [[RACCie]] for best single issue
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* St. John from Ariosto's ''Orlando Furioso'', winner of the 1516 [[RACCie]] for best single issue
* [[Senses Lass]]
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* [[Senses Lass]]
* [[Shake-N-Bake Lass]]
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* [[Shake-N-Bake Lass]]
* [[The Spooky Tank]]'s crew
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* [[The Spooky Tank]]'s crew
* [[Skunk Girl]]
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* [[Skunk Girl]]
* [[Slappow King]]
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* [[Slappow King]]
* [[Sleeps-With-Anything-Alive Girl]]
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* [[Sleeps-With-Anything-Alive Girl]]
* [[Slobbering Grue!]]
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* [[Slobbering Grue!]]
* Standing-in-Line Boy ([[RACCCon 2012|RACCCon]])
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* Standing-in-Line Boy ([[RACCCon]])
* Standing-in-Line Man ([[RACCCon 2012|RACCCon]])
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* Standing-in-Line Man ([[RACCCon]])
* [[Starts-Arguments-For-No-Apparent-Reason Kid]]
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* [[Starts-Arguments-For-No-Apparent-Reason Kid]]
* Stingray ([[Omega]])
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* Stingray ([[Omega]])
* [[Squidman]]
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* [[Squidman]]
* ''Swamp Patrol'' 's Janice and Shelley (original [[Starfall]])
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* ''Swamp Patrol'' 's Janice and Shelley (original [[Starfall]])
* [[Twaeila Brock]]
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* [[Twaeila Brock]]
* Twister ([[Eleck]]) (waiter)
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* Twister ([[Eleck]]) (waiter)
* [[Ubiquitous Boy Lad Jr.]]
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* [[Ubiquitous Boy Lad Jr.]]
* [[Ultimate Mercenary]]
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* [[Ultimate Mercenary]]
* Urban Renewal (band from original [[Starfall]])
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* Urban Renewal (band from original [[Starfall]])
* Wanda Spot, roving reporter (original)
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* Wanda Spot, roving reporter (original)
* [[Webster]]
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* [[Webster]]
* [[Webs Tor]]
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* [[Webs Tor]]
* [[Weirdo Boy]]
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* [[Weirdo Boy]]
* [[Writer's Block Woman]]
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* [[Writer's Block Woman]]
* ...along with some generic bartenders, cleaning bots, [[Oozelfinch|Oozlefinches]], [[Lycopersicons]], Chooters girls, nameless abandoned characters, and others too numerous to mention.
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* ...along with some generic bartenders, cleaning bots, [[Oozelfinch|Oozlefinches]], [[Lycopersicons]], Chooters girls, nameless abandoned characters, and others too numerous to mention.
  
 
[[Category:Imprints]]
 
[[Category:Imprints]]
 
[[Category:RACCCafe]]
 
[[Category:RACCCafe]]
 
[[Category:Non-LNH Works]]
 
[[Category:Non-LNH Works]]

Latest revision as of 17:55, 14 December 2022

The RACCCafe (or sometimes RACCafe) is a continuity-free outpost where the characters of rec.arts.comics.creative can unwind after a hard day of being mangled by their writers. Anything can happen, as long as it's funny, and there are no consequences! Especially if it involves things exploding. Check your sanity at the door.

The older posts are collected here, while newer ones can be found by searching Google Groups or the Eyrie mailing list for "RACCCAFE."

Rules

  1. No continuity. Events in the RACCCafe don't have any impact on regular stories, although those in imprints more susceptible to fourth-wall-breaking may make the occasional reference.
  2. One must actively volunteer one's characters for use in the RACCCafe. Given the nature of this setting, you're likely to see your characters gleefully mangled. Once you stick your head into the blender, you're giving people permission to turn it on, but no one should grab you and stuff your head into the blender against your will. This bears summarizing in big letters:
    ANYONE WHO JOINS IN IS FAIR GAME, LEAVE EVERYONE ELSE ALONE
  3. Characterization isn't too important, but try to pay attention to what has gone before, unless ignoring it would be funnier.

RACCCafe Denizens

Bartenders

Authors

RACC Readers (remember when we had those?)

  • Kaosfury
  • The Irate Poster Whom Doesn't Pay Attention When The Author Asks For Responses But Instead, I Recall Previous Scandals Once Thought Laid To Rest Whom Blames You For The Recent Deterioration Of RACCCafe And Its Posts (sic)

Characters