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{{Herobox|name = Ultimate Ninja|faction = net.hero|creator = [[wReam]]|extra = See also ''[[Ultimate Ninja (series)]]''.|alter = Unknown|alias = Bandwagon Boy, Lenny, Slarg|primary = None|status = Leader of the [[LNH (Classic Team)]]|usability = Free For Use}}
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[[File:LNH Cards - Ultimate Ninja Front.png|frame|Character art by [[Arthur Spitzer]] from the [[LNH Webcomic]]. Card design by [[Drew Nilium]].]]
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{{Herobox|name = Ultimate Ninja|faction = net.hero|creator = [[wReam]]|extra = See also ''[[Ultimate Ninja (series)]]'' and [[Ultimate Ninja II]].|alter = Unknown|alias = Bandwagon Boy, Lenny ([[Lenny the Squirrel|no relation]]), Slarg|primary = None|status = Former leader of the [[LNH (Classic Team)]], no longer on this plane of existence|usability = Free For Use}}
  
 
== History ==
 
== History ==
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=== Mysterious Beginnings ===
  
 
The '''Ultimate Ninja''' first appeared in the fall of 1992 as a mysterious wildcard, with a grudge against the LNHer [[Spelling Boy]]. Spending part of his time under the identity of '''Bandwagon Boy''', he did not truly join the Legion until ''[[Cry.Sig]]'', helping take down the enormously powerful [[Crossover Queen]].
 
The '''Ultimate Ninja''' first appeared in the fall of 1992 as a mysterious wildcard, with a grudge against the LNHer [[Spelling Boy]]. Spending part of his time under the identity of '''Bandwagon Boy''', he did not truly join the Legion until ''[[Cry.Sig]]'', helping take down the enormously powerful [[Crossover Queen]].
  
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Not long after joining, he was thrust into a position of power, as part of a leadership triumvirate that consisted of himself, [[Rebel Yell]], and [[Continuity Champ]]. But Continuity Champ appeared to go out in a ''[[Blaze of Glory]]'', and Rebel Yell left the Legion due to ''[[Lurk of Faith]]'', leaving the Ninja as sole leader.
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Not long after joining, he was thrust into a position of power, as part of a leadership triumvirate that consisted of himself, [[Rebel Yell]], and [[Continuity Champ]]. But Continuity Champ appeared to go out in a ''[[Blaze of Glory]]'', and Rebel Yell left the Legion due to ''[[A Lurk of Faith]]'', leaving the Ninja as sole leader. [[Deja Dude]] tested the Legion's willingness to follow UN in the ''[[Leadership Crisis]]'', but the Ninja persevered.
  
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He would, over time, institute many of the policies that became part of the standard operating procedure for the [[LNH (Classic Team)|LNH]], including fighting a duel with him in the [[Peril Room]] as part of the initiation procedure for new applicants. No one actually won the duel, as Ultimate Ninja was Just That Good; it stood as a sort of Kobayashi Maru, an impossible test to determine the applicant's skills under pressure.
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=== Replaced! ===
  
 
At some point in late 1993, Ultimate Ninja was replaced by an [[Evil Alternate Ultimate Ninja|evil version of himself]]. He was held prisoner in an alternate dimension ruled by [[Master Cliche]] for more than a year, where he lost his memory for a time and took the name '''Slarg'''<ref name = slarg />, but with the help of a mysterious ninja master, eventually managed to escape and defeat the evil overlord, while [[Panta]] destroyed his dark doppleganger. Time in the other world moved at a faster rate, and he spent 700 years there, guiding it to become an utopia before returning to the [[Looniearth]].
 
At some point in late 1993, Ultimate Ninja was replaced by an [[Evil Alternate Ultimate Ninja|evil version of himself]]. He was held prisoner in an alternate dimension ruled by [[Master Cliche]] for more than a year, where he lost his memory for a time and took the name '''Slarg'''<ref name = slarg />, but with the help of a mysterious ninja master, eventually managed to escape and defeat the evil overlord, while [[Panta]] destroyed his dark doppleganger. Time in the other world moved at a faster rate, and he spent 700 years there, guiding it to become an utopia before returning to the [[Looniearth]].
  
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Afterwards, he dropped the Bandwagon Boy identity and resumed his duties his leader. He acted primarily in that role for a good long while, becoming a character that writers would use to bounce their characters off of.
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Afterwards, he dropped the Bandwagon Boy identity and resumed his duties his leader.
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=== Uncontested Leadership ===
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The Ultimate Ninja acted primarily in that role for a good long while, becoming a character that writers would use to bounce their characters off of.
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He would, over time, institute many of the policies that became part of the standard operating procedure for the [[LNH (Classic Team)|LNH]], including fighting a duel with him in the [[Peril Room]] as part of the initiation procedure for new applicants. No one actually won the duel, as Ultimate Ninja was Just That Good; it stood as a sort of [https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Kobayashi_Maru_scenario Kobayashi Maru], an impossible test to determine the applicant's skills under pressure.
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He also had any number of offscreen adventures, such as when he helped [[Ultimate Nina]]'s parents escape the [[League of Net.Assassins]].
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=== New Battles ===
  
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In 2006, a bunch of really weird stuff happened to UN. His hand was chopped off by [[Vel]], and a mysterious stasis field kept it from being healed by the Legion's comic-book technology. Trying to use a mysterious space crystal to fix it, he was split into three different versions of himself. Two of those versions died during the ''[[Killfile Wars]]''. It was all very confusing (and may or may not have even happened anymore).
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In 2006, a bunch of really weird stuff happened to UN. His hand was chopped off by [[Vel]], and a mysterious stasis field kept it from being healed by the Legion's comic-book technology. Trying to use an equally mysterious space crystal to fix it, he was split into three different versions of himself. Two of those versions died during the ''[[Killfile Wars]]''. It was all very confusing (and may or may not have even happened anymore).
  
 
He took a month-long vacation during April of 2007 &ndash; which turned out to be [[Infinite April]], lasting 465 days. When he came back, he was charged with murdering the villain [[wReamicus Maximus]].  In order to focus his attention on his legal difficulties, he resigned as leader and put in charge a triumvirate made up of [[Catalyst Lass]], [[Irony Man]], and [[Fearless Leader]]. During the legal goings-on, he was kidnapped by the [[HexFire Club]] and replaced with wReamicus Maximus in an Ultimate Ninja clone body. He was kept in a hallucinatory dreamworld in one of [[Hex Luthor]]'s secret prisons, but managed to break free and escape. Disguised as [[McLaughlin Man]], he defeated the fake Ultimate Ninja. After Hex was taken down, he reclaimed leadership of the LNH.
 
He took a month-long vacation during April of 2007 &ndash; which turned out to be [[Infinite April]], lasting 465 days. When he came back, he was charged with murdering the villain [[wReamicus Maximus]].  In order to focus his attention on his legal difficulties, he resigned as leader and put in charge a triumvirate made up of [[Catalyst Lass]], [[Irony Man]], and [[Fearless Leader]]. During the legal goings-on, he was kidnapped by the [[HexFire Club]] and replaced with wReamicus Maximus in an Ultimate Ninja clone body. He was kept in a hallucinatory dreamworld in one of [[Hex Luthor]]'s secret prisons, but managed to break free and escape. Disguised as [[McLaughlin Man]], he defeated the fake Ultimate Ninja. After Hex was taken down, he reclaimed leadership of the LNH.
  
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After ''[[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending]]'', the impossible happened &ndash; an applicant for the LNH, [[Merissa]], bested Ultimate Ninja in single combat. Nothing changed; the Ninja was still the leader, still the compleat badass... everything changed. It remains to be seen how this will affect the Ninja, though the appearance of the [[Membership Application Wheel]] implies that the days of combat tests may be at an end...
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=== Greatest Challenge ===
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After the Ultimate Ninja lead the LNH thru the [[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have an Ending|rift crisis]], the impossible happened &ndash; an applicant for the LNH, [[Merissa]], bested him in single combat. Nothing changed; the Ninja was still the leader, still the compleat badass. Everything changed; the combat tests ended, in favor of the [[Membership Application Wheel]], and tensions grew between UN and Merissa. It felt like things were climbing towards a great climactic battle...
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...until the approach of the intolerable planet [[Neme.sys]] just before the [[WikiLull|2016 election]]. UN lead a team of LNHers to the dystopian surface of the planet and freed the [[RACCtre]]. But the chaos and destruction the planet was causing was a reflection of great and terrible things in the [[Real World]], and to truly resolve the narrative tension, someone would have to go to the Real World to fight it, by transcending the fictional reality of the [[Looniverse]] and entering the collective imagination. The Ultimate Ninja chose to go, entering the Cosmic Bus and disappearing, swearing he would return someday.
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Was this a good idea? Was the Ultimate Ninja a worthy idea to spread into the world, one that would help &ndash; or a destructive ideal that would make things worse? It depends on who you ask. What is known is that the mantle passed on, to [[Ultimate Ninja II]], and the Legion continued...
  
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During some of the Ultimate Ninja's flashbacks, he goes by the name of '''Lenny'''. Just another part of his mysteries...
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=== Additional Notes ===
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During some of the Ultimate Ninja's flashbacks, he went by the name of '''Lenny'''. Just another part of his mysteries...
  
 
== Personality ==
 
== Personality ==
  
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Variable, due to the fact that almost all of the [[Writers]] have written him at one point or another. Some things abide, however. The Ultimate Ninja is short-tempered, yet good at keeping his anger ''almost'' under wraps; he is an excellent fighter, a grudging yet talented administrator, and a strong leader, able to keep this insane organization together and generally pointed in one direction.
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Variable, due to the fact that almost all of the [[Writers]] wrote him at one point or another. Some thought of him as a straightforward if irascible hero; others as an almost-feral antihero; others as a nearly fascist authoritarian; and yet others as a pure comedic straightman.
  
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After spending time in the alternate universe, he was supposed to be more mature and emotionally expressive, but this didn't take. A clone created by [[Barkseid]] claimed that this was because the [[New Dogs]] had used their power over the [[Source Code]] to [[retcon]] his history.
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Some things abided, however. The Ultimate Ninja was short-tempered, yet good at keeping his anger ''almost'' under wraps; he was an excellent fighter, a grudging yet talented administrator, and a strong leader, keeping this insane organization together and generally pointed in one direction.
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After spending all that time in [[Master Cliche]]'s world, he was supposed to be more mature and emotionally expressive, but this didn't take. [[Mister Mediocre|A clone]] created by [[Barkseid]] claimed that this was because the [[New Dogs]] had used their power over the [[Source Code]] (or something) to [[retcon]] his history.
  
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
 
== Powers and Abilities ==
  
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He is the ultimate fighting machine.  He knows every single way to kill, hurt, or incapacitate a person, and is constantly inventing new ways in his head. He trains every day in the [[Peril Room]], where he often battles an entire holographic version of the LNH, whom he usually dispatches in mere seconds.
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: "Wait a minute...How did you survive being riddled with thousands of bullets in the first place?!"
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: "I shifted my vital organs out of the path of the bullets," Ultimate Ninja answered nonchalantly.
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: "That's impossible!"
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: "Am I not ninja?"
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:: &mdash;''[[The Comics Connection]]''
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[[File:LNH Cards - Ultimate Ninja Back.png|frame|Character art by [[Arthur Spitzer]] from the [[LNH Webcomic]]. Card design by [[Drew Nilium]].]]
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The Ultimate Ninja was the ultimate fighting machine.  He knew every single way to kill, hurt, or incapacitate a person, and was constantly inventing new ways in his head. He trained every day in the [[Peril Room]], where he often battled a holographic version of the entire roster of the LNH, whom he usually dispatched in mere seconds.
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He could do just about anything a ninja or martial arts master in popular culture can do, sometimes even including telepathic contact through meditation.
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He was also an ordained minister in the church of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Dante Count Dante].
  
 
=== Types of Attack ===
 
=== Types of Attack ===
  
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* The Heartthrob&trade;: This is his favorite. It involves pulling the heart out of his opponent's chest and letting them stare at it while it beats.
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* The Heartthrob&trade;: This was his favorite. It involved pulling the heart out of his opponent's chest and letting them stare at it while it beats.
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* The Spinal Tap&trade;: This attack involves pulling the opponent's spinal cord intact and using it as whip to carve the letter 'N' into the opponent's chest.
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* The Spinal Tap&trade;: This attack involved pulling the opponent's spinal cord intact and using it as whip to carve the letter 'N' into the opponent's chest.
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* The Black Lotus Fingerlicking Maneuver&trade;: This attack involves licking a specific pressure point on an opponent's finger thus causing the opponent to fall into a deep coma. The Ultimate Ninja taught this attack to [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]].
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* The Black Lotus Fingerlicking Maneuver&trade;: This attack involved licking a specific pressure point on an opponent's finger, thus causing the opponent to fall into a deep coma. The Ultimate Ninja taught this attack to [[Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch]].
  
 
=== Weapons ===
 
=== Weapons ===
  
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Though the Ultimate Ninja is an expert in all sorts of weapons and can even use an eyelash to slay his opponents, his favorites are the Ninja Bush and the Ginsu Katana.
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Though the Ultimate Ninja was an expert in all sorts of weapons and can even use an eyelash to slay his opponents, his favorites were the Ninja Bush and the Ginsu Katana.
  
 
== Appearance ==
 
== Appearance ==
  
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Tall and impossibly thin. Is usually garbed in a jet-black ninja outfit with a red, white, and blue belt.
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Tall and impossibly thin. Was usually garbed in a jet-black ninja outfit with a red, white, and blue belt.
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=== Trading Card ===
 
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[[File:LNH Cards - Ultimate Ninja Front.png|left|frame|Character art by [[Arthur Spitzer]] from the [[LNH Webcomic]]. Card design by [[Drew Perron]].]] [[File:LNH Cards - Ultimate Ninja Back.png|left|frame|Character art by [[Arthur Spitzer]] from the [[LNH Webcomic]]. Card design by [[Drew Perron]].]]
 
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== Relationships ==
 
== Relationships ==
  
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He has a niece, [[Ultimate Nina]], who he has trained in the ways of the ninja. He also trained [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]]. [[Ultimate Mercenary]] tried to be his protege/sidekick, with little success.  
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He had a niece, [[Ultimate Nina]], who he has trained in the ways of the ninja. He also trained [[Cheesecake-Eater Lad]]. [[Ultimate Mercenary]] tried to be his protege/sidekick, with little success.  
  
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[[John the Assistant|John]] and [[Sally the Assistant|Sally]] are his personal assistants.
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[[John the Assistant|John]] and [[Sally the Assistant|Sally]] were his personal assistants.
  
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Alternate versions of him include [[Evil Alternate Ultimate Ninja]], Penultimate Ninja of the [[Oddball Legion]], Ultimate Soldier of the [[Society of Net.Heroes]], Ultimate Emperor of the [[Mirror Looniverse]], Ultimate Gimp of the [[XXX Looniverse]], and the evil UN of [[Reverseworld]].
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Alternate versions of him include the [[Evil Alternate Ultimate Ninja]], Penultimate Ninja of the [[Oddball Legion]], Ultimate Soldier of the [[Society of Net.Heroes]], Ultimate Emperor of the [[Mirror Looniverse]], Ultimate Gimp of the [[XXX Looniverse]], Prodigal Samural of the [[Rosterverse]], the evil UN of [[Reverseworld]], and the co-principal of Net.ropolis High School on [[Earth-SW12]].
  
 
== Awards ==
 
== Awards ==
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* [[The Comics Connection]]
 
* [[The Comics Connection]]
 
* [[What If Kid Kirby Had Died During the Comics Connection?]]
 
* [[What If Kid Kirby Had Died During the Comics Connection?]]
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* [[The Flame Wars]]
 
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* [[Tales of the LNH]] #278, 285-287, 292-293
 
 
* [[Electrocutioner's Song]]
 
* [[Electrocutioner's Song]]
 
* [[Ultimate Ninja (series)|Ultimate Ninja]] #1-15, Early Summer Special
 
* [[Ultimate Ninja (series)|Ultimate Ninja]] #1-15, Early Summer Special
 
* [[Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude]] #4
 
* [[Halls Jordan and Cliche Dude]] #4
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* [[The Flame Wars]]
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* [[Tales of the LNH]] #278, 285-287, 292-293
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* [[Multi-Tasking Man: Innocent Bystander]] #2-3
 
* [[Paper Tigers]]
 
* [[Paper Tigers]]
 
* [[Leadership Crisis]]
 
* [[Leadership Crisis]]
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* [[The CrossOver Caper]]
 
* [[All Things Dark and Scary]] #1-2½, 5
 
* [[All Things Dark and Scary]] #1-2½, 5
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* [[System Corruptors]] #2-3, 11-12
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* [[Intro Without a Name]]
 
* [[Exotic Blends]]
 
* [[Exotic Blends]]
 
* [[Jungle Cheesecake]]
 
* [[Jungle Cheesecake]]
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* [[Ven-Dorr, The Soda Machine That Walked, er, Rolled Like a Man!]]
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* [[LetterinG MaN (series)|LetterinG MaN]] #7-8, 10, Saga
 
* [[The Three Day Lull]] #8, 13-14, 17
 
* [[The Three Day Lull]] #8, 13-14, 17
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* [[Pliable Lad (series)|Pliable Lad]] #2-6, 13-15, 19-20, 25, 30
 
* [[Flame Wars II]]
 
* [[Flame Wars II]]
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* [[Pliable Lad (series)|Pliable Lad]] #2-6, 13-15, 19-20, 25, 30
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #3-4, 10-11, 25
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* [[Intro Without a Name]]
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* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 1]] #63-67
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* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #10-11
 
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #13, 20 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Parts 1 and 9)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #13, 20 ([[Looniverse Adrift!]] Parts 1 and 9)
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* [[Revenge Comics]] #1
 
* [[The Adventures of Coma Kid]] #3
 
* [[The Adventures of Coma Kid]] #3
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* [[System Corruptors]] #11-12
 
 
* [[Constellation (series)|Constellation]] #22
 
* [[Constellation (series)|Constellation]] #22
 
* [[Substitute Lad (series)|Substitute Lad]] #2
 
* [[Substitute Lad (series)|Substitute Lad]] #2
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* [[Generation Y (series)|Generation Y]] #7
 
* [[Sidekick Squad (series)|Sidekick Squad]] #3 ([[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]] Part 7)
 
* [[Sidekick Squad (series)|Sidekick Squad]] #3 ([[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]] Part 7)
 
* [[Pliable Lad (series)|Pliable Lad]] #28/[[Glitch Girl and the Alt.Ter.Net.Tives]] #11/[[Sidekick Squad (series)|Sidekick Squad]] #4 ([[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]] Part 8)
 
* [[Pliable Lad (series)|Pliable Lad]] #28/[[Glitch Girl and the Alt.Ter.Net.Tives]] #11/[[Sidekick Squad (series)|Sidekick Squad]] #4 ([[Crisis of Infinite Sidekicks]] Part 8)
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* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] #2-3, 20, Annual #1
 
* [[Limp-Asparagus Lad (series)|Limp-Asparagus Lad]] #2-3, 20, Annual #1
 
* Tales of the LNH #263-264, AKA [[LNH Comics Presents]] Special #5
 
* Tales of the LNH #263-264, AKA [[LNH Comics Presents]] Special #5
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* [[Fan.Boy (series)|Fan.Boy]] #5
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* [[World Tales]] #3-4
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #26, 29 ([[It's All In the Timing]] Parts 1 and 4)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #26, 29 ([[It's All In the Timing]] Parts 1 and 4)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #29, 31-32 ([[Culinary Disasters]] Parts 1, 4 and 8)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #29, 31-32 ([[Culinary Disasters]] Parts 1, 4 and 8)
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* [[Misfits]] #3
 
* [[Kid Kiwi's Kommandos]] #5-7
 
* [[Kid Kiwi's Kommandos]] #5-7
 
* [[A Kiwi Carol]]
 
* [[A Kiwi Carol]]
 
* [[Stolen Hearts]]
 
* [[Stolen Hearts]]
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* [[The Enchanted Crimewave of Krait]] #3
 
* [[LNH Europe (series)|LNH Europe]] #1
 
* [[LNH Europe (series)|LNH Europe]] #1
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* [[Generation Z]] #1
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* [[Teens in Trenchcoats]] #1
 
* [[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]] #1-2
 
* [[a.outSiders (series)|a.outSiders]] #1-2
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* [[LNH 'Tsk' Force]] #1, 7
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* [[New Look Lives]] #1-2
 
* [[Saviors of the Net (series)|Saviors of the Net]] #3-4, 6, 8, 10, 10a, 11, 14, 16
 
* [[Saviors of the Net (series)|Saviors of the Net]] #3-4, 6, 8, 10, 10a, 11, 14, 16
 
* [[Net.ropolis (series)|Net.ropolis]] #1-10
 
* [[Net.ropolis (series)|Net.ropolis]] #1-10
 
* [[Weird Comics]] #1
 
* [[Weird Comics]] #1
 
* [[Mutton Mania]] #2, 5, 7-14, 16, 18, 22-28
 
* [[Mutton Mania]] #2, 5, 7-14, 16, 18, 22-28
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* [[Journey Into Irrelevancy]] #3-4, 6-9, 13, 22
 
* [[Digital JUMP!]] #1
 
* [[Digital JUMP!]] #1
 
* [[Bride of C'thulhu]] #7
 
* [[Bride of C'thulhu]] #7
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* [[Insufficient Postage]]
 
* [[Insufficient Postage]]
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #35, 501 and 502 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Parts 0, 466 and 467)
 
* [[LNH Comics Presents]] #35, 501 and 502 ([[Infinite Leadership Crisis]] Parts 0, 466 and 467)
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* [[Beige Countdown]] #12
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* [[Legion of Net.Heroes Webcomic]]
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* [[Beige Countdown]] #12-9, 6, 1, Special: Debate This!
 
* [[Another LNH Title? Really?]] #1, 3, 5
 
* [[Another LNH Title? Really?]] #1, 3, 5
 
* [[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have An Ending]] #4, 11-12
 
* [[Just Another Multi-Writer Cascade That Will Probably Never Have An Ending]] #4, 11-12
 
* [[Dashing Tales]] #2
 
* [[Dashing Tales]] #2
 
* [[Power School 2013]] #4
 
* [[Power School 2013]] #4
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* [[Cover Gallery]] #29i, 1006i <ref name = combover />
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* [[The Liminals (series)|The Liminals]] #2 (mentioned) <ref name = combover />
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* [[The Namer Boy Documentary Project]]: Season One #1 <ref name = combover />
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* [[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]] #1, 6 <ref name = combover />
  
 
== Footnotes ==
 
== Footnotes ==
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<references>
 
<references>
 
<ref name = slarg>This was possibly a pun on wReam's old email address?</ref>
 
<ref name = slarg>This was possibly a pun on wReam's old email address?</ref>
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<ref name = combover>Due to the fact that ''[[WikiLull EXHALE]]'' and ''[[Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!]]'' #6 took years to come out, a number of stories were written where the status of the Ultimate Ninja was ambiguous. Thus, appearances of the Ultimate Ninja between late 2016 and the publishing of ''HHS'' #6 may be interpreted as either the original, with the story happening on [[Earth-Combover]], or [[Ultimate Ninja II]] in the post-''WikiLull'' [[Looniverse]]. (Notably, ''[[Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 3]]'' #2 explicitly features the post-''WikiLull'' Ultimate Ninja, and ''Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths!'' #3 and #13 retcon #1 to happening on Earth-Combover.)</ref>
 
</references>
 
</references>
  

Latest revision as of 06:34, 16 September 2024

Character art by Arthur Spitzer from the LNH Webcomic. Card design by Drew Nilium.
Ultimate Ninja is a net.hero created by wReam. See also Ultimate Ninja (series) and Ultimate Ninja II.
Alter Ego: Unknown
Aliases: Bandwagon Boy, Lenny (no relation), Slarg
Primary Writer: None
Status: Former leader of the LNH (Classic Team), no longer on this plane of existence
Usability: Free For Use

History

Mysterious Beginnings

The Ultimate Ninja first appeared in the fall of 1992 as a mysterious wildcard, with a grudge against the LNHer Spelling Boy. Spending part of his time under the identity of Bandwagon Boy, he did not truly join the Legion until Cry.Sig, helping take down the enormously powerful Crossover Queen.

Not long after joining, he was thrust into a position of power, as part of a leadership triumvirate that consisted of himself, Rebel Yell, and Continuity Champ. But Continuity Champ appeared to go out in a Blaze of Glory, and Rebel Yell left the Legion due to A Lurk of Faith, leaving the Ninja as sole leader. Deja Dude tested the Legion's willingness to follow UN in the Leadership Crisis, but the Ninja persevered.

Replaced!

At some point in late 1993, Ultimate Ninja was replaced by an evil version of himself. He was held prisoner in an alternate dimension ruled by Master Cliche for more than a year, where he lost his memory for a time and took the name Slarg[1], but with the help of a mysterious ninja master, eventually managed to escape and defeat the evil overlord, while Panta destroyed his dark doppleganger. Time in the other world moved at a faster rate, and he spent 700 years there, guiding it to become an utopia before returning to the Looniearth.

Afterwards, he dropped the Bandwagon Boy identity and resumed his duties his leader.

Uncontested Leadership

The Ultimate Ninja acted primarily in that role for a good long while, becoming a character that writers would use to bounce their characters off of.

He would, over time, institute many of the policies that became part of the standard operating procedure for the LNH, including fighting a duel with him in the Peril Room as part of the initiation procedure for new applicants. No one actually won the duel, as Ultimate Ninja was Just That Good; it stood as a sort of Kobayashi Maru, an impossible test to determine the applicant's skills under pressure.

He also had any number of offscreen adventures, such as when he helped Ultimate Nina's parents escape the League of Net.Assassins.

New Battles

In 2006, a bunch of really weird stuff happened to UN. His hand was chopped off by Vel, and a mysterious stasis field kept it from being healed by the Legion's comic-book technology. Trying to use an equally mysterious space crystal to fix it, he was split into three different versions of himself. Two of those versions died during the Killfile Wars. It was all very confusing (and may or may not have even happened anymore).

He took a month-long vacation during April of 2007 – which turned out to be Infinite April, lasting 465 days. When he came back, he was charged with murdering the villain wReamicus Maximus. In order to focus his attention on his legal difficulties, he resigned as leader and put in charge a triumvirate made up of Catalyst Lass, Irony Man, and Fearless Leader. During the legal goings-on, he was kidnapped by the HexFire Club and replaced with wReamicus Maximus in an Ultimate Ninja clone body. He was kept in a hallucinatory dreamworld in one of Hex Luthor's secret prisons, but managed to break free and escape. Disguised as McLaughlin Man, he defeated the fake Ultimate Ninja. After Hex was taken down, he reclaimed leadership of the LNH.

Greatest Challenge

After the Ultimate Ninja lead the LNH thru the rift crisis, the impossible happened – an applicant for the LNH, Merissa, bested him in single combat. Nothing changed; the Ninja was still the leader, still the compleat badass. Everything changed; the combat tests ended, in favor of the Membership Application Wheel, and tensions grew between UN and Merissa. It felt like things were climbing towards a great climactic battle...

...until the approach of the intolerable planet Neme.sys just before the 2016 election. UN lead a team of LNHers to the dystopian surface of the planet and freed the RACCtre. But the chaos and destruction the planet was causing was a reflection of great and terrible things in the Real World, and to truly resolve the narrative tension, someone would have to go to the Real World to fight it, by transcending the fictional reality of the Looniverse and entering the collective imagination. The Ultimate Ninja chose to go, entering the Cosmic Bus and disappearing, swearing he would return someday.

Was this a good idea? Was the Ultimate Ninja a worthy idea to spread into the world, one that would help – or a destructive ideal that would make things worse? It depends on who you ask. What is known is that the mantle passed on, to Ultimate Ninja II, and the Legion continued...

Additional Notes

During some of the Ultimate Ninja's flashbacks, he went by the name of Lenny. Just another part of his mysteries...

Personality

Variable, due to the fact that almost all of the Writers wrote him at one point or another. Some thought of him as a straightforward if irascible hero; others as an almost-feral antihero; others as a nearly fascist authoritarian; and yet others as a pure comedic straightman.

Some things abided, however. The Ultimate Ninja was short-tempered, yet good at keeping his anger almost under wraps; he was an excellent fighter, a grudging yet talented administrator, and a strong leader, keeping this insane organization together and generally pointed in one direction.

After spending all that time in Master Cliche's world, he was supposed to be more mature and emotionally expressive, but this didn't take. A clone created by Barkseid claimed that this was because the New Dogs had used their power over the Source Code (or something) to retcon his history.

Powers and Abilities

"Wait a minute...How did you survive being riddled with thousands of bullets in the first place?!"
"I shifted my vital organs out of the path of the bullets," Ultimate Ninja answered nonchalantly.
"That's impossible!"
"Am I not ninja?"
—The Comics Connection
Character art by Arthur Spitzer from the LNH Webcomic. Card design by Drew Nilium.

The Ultimate Ninja was the ultimate fighting machine. He knew every single way to kill, hurt, or incapacitate a person, and was constantly inventing new ways in his head. He trained every day in the Peril Room, where he often battled a holographic version of the entire roster of the LNH, whom he usually dispatched in mere seconds.

He could do just about anything a ninja or martial arts master in popular culture can do, sometimes even including telepathic contact through meditation.

He was also an ordained minister in the church of Count Dante.

Types of Attack

  • The Heartthrob™: This was his favorite. It involved pulling the heart out of his opponent's chest and letting them stare at it while it beats.
  • The Spinal Tap™: This attack involved pulling the opponent's spinal cord intact and using it as whip to carve the letter 'N' into the opponent's chest.
  • The Black Lotus Fingerlicking Maneuver™: This attack involved licking a specific pressure point on an opponent's finger, thus causing the opponent to fall into a deep coma. The Ultimate Ninja taught this attack to Cauliflower the Christmas Miracle Pooch.

Weapons

Though the Ultimate Ninja was an expert in all sorts of weapons and can even use an eyelash to slay his opponents, his favorites were the Ninja Bush and the Ginsu Katana.

Appearance

Tall and impossibly thin. Was usually garbed in a jet-black ninja outfit with a red, white, and blue belt.

Relationships

He had a niece, Ultimate Nina, who he has trained in the ways of the ninja. He also trained Cheesecake-Eater Lad. Ultimate Mercenary tried to be his protege/sidekick, with little success.

John and Sally were his personal assistants.

Alternate versions of him include the Evil Alternate Ultimate Ninja, Penultimate Ninja of the Oddball Legion, Ultimate Soldier of the Society of Net.Heroes, Ultimate Emperor of the Mirror Looniverse, Ultimate Gimp of the XXX Looniverse, Prodigal Samural of the Rosterverse, the evil UN of Reverseworld, and the co-principal of Net.ropolis High School on Earth-SW12.

Awards

In the 2001 Accies, Ultimate Ninja won Favorite LNHer, and in the 2005 RACCies, he was awarded Favorite Hero/Protagonist.

Appearances

A ton, including but not limited to:

Footnotes

  1. ↑ This was possibly a pun on wReam's old email address?
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 2.2 2.3 Due to the fact that WikiLull EXHALE and Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #6 took years to come out, a number of stories were written where the status of the Ultimate Ninja was ambiguous. Thus, appearances of the Ultimate Ninja between late 2016 and the publishing of HHS #6 may be interpreted as either the original, with the story happening on Earth-Combover, or Ultimate Ninja II in the post-WikiLull Looniverse. (Notably, Legion of Net.Heroes Volume 3 #2 explicitly features the post-WikiLull Ultimate Ninja, and Hungry, Hungry Sabertooths! #3 and #13 retcon #1 to happening on Earth-Combover.)
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